Will Ferrell Back into Sports Comedy

Dec. 29, 2007   1 Comment  

There is nothing like the sports comedy as two great genres of entertainment collide and create masterpieces time and time again. From Caddyshack to Slapshot to Major League, the classics continue. So, while patrolling Youtube the other day I was astonished to see Will Ferrell making yet another sports comedy after movies such as Kicking and Screaming, Talladega Nights and Blades of Glory. I thought this was a little overkill for him in such a short period of time, but once watching the redband trailer for his new film Semi-Pro, I found my previous thought to be completely wrong.

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

Dec. 25, 2007   Leave a Comment  

Here is your Christmas present from the Posterboy, a little throwback to the 7th Floor Crew. This song was recorded by a few members of the Miami Hurricane football teamGreg Olsen that included Jon Beason and Greg Olsen back in 2003. It includes this line from the current Chicago Bear tight end, “What’s your name, G-Reg. What you do, get head.” Classic and perfect for Christmas time.

More Than Money for Mayweather

Dec. 24, 2007   Leave a Comment  

mayweather-2.jpgLast week ESPN reported that Floyd Mayweather, following his fight with Ricky Hatton, was discussing a possible jump to MMA fighting. It was reported that Mayweather formed a friendship with Mark Cuban while on the Dancing with the Stars program and Cuban showed an interest in bringing the fighter over to his HDNets Fights.

Personally, I’m hoping that this does not happen not only because I think he will lose credibility, but this loss in credibility will hurt boxing as acuban.jpg whole. Money Mayweather needs to step up and fight the next logical contender, Miguel Cotto and win the final belt to make him the undisputed champion. Mayweather has balked at the possible fight against the WBA title holder due to a dispute with Cotto and Mayweather’s former promoter Bob Arum. Arum has been quoted by the Arizona Republic as saying, “He’s afraid to lose.” He later said, “He’ll say he won’t fight Cotto because of me, because of Bob Arum. But that’s not it. He doesn’t want to take a chance. He’ll never fight Cotto. Never, ever.”

I just want to see this fight happen purely for HBO’s 24/7 shows that aired prior to both the De La Hoya and Hatton fights. I know no one can wait to see Floyd counting stacks of money on his kitchen table once again(go to 7:47 of this video) before some awkward discussion of his relationship with his Dad. So, Mayweather and Arum, let’s make this happen. And soon while I can afford to keep getting HBO.

38 Pitches, Bitches

Dec. 20, 2007   Leave a Comment  

Curt Schilling has been a lightning rod for controversy as his career has gone on, but all of this controversy has culminated with his blog, 38 Pitches. This is the place to turn forschilling any and every opinion of the Cy Young winner. With the revelations of the Mitchell Report, he has had a field day with a 3,676 word chronicle about the individuals mentioned in the document. At one point he calls out Roger Clemens by saying, “the 4 Cy Youngs should go to the rightful winners and the numbers should go away if he cannot refute the accusations.” This pertains to the 4 Cy Young Awards Clemens received in the time of his alleged performance enhancing drug use. He gets paid to play the game, not to offer up his thoughts on every situation like some girl talking behind her roommate’s back on the Real World. He will always be known for these constant comments and everyone is waiting for the day when one of these opinions catch up to him. I’m just waiting for Roger to make like Brooke from Real World Denver.

Who’s the Boss

Dec. 20, 2007   Leave a Comment  

papelbonBoss is Jonathan Papelbon’s dog, who recently helped himself to a piece of history. The baseball that recorded the final out of the 2007 World Series was sitting on the closer’s counter when the dog jumped up and went to town leaving the ball in pieces. Papelbon did admit that he’ll hold onto what was left. Whether or not, he’ll give his dog to Michael Vick to learn a lesson is still up in the air.

409 Pages

Dec. 19, 2007   Leave a Comment  

409 pages. On December 13, 2007, it took 409 pages for the most controversial subject in baseball history to realize the rumors of its prevalence. Sen. George Mitchell headed this investigation centered around the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone (HGH). A total of 88 current and former Major Leaguers were implicated including Barry Bonds, Andy Pettitte, Miguel Tejada and Roger Clemens.

Sen. George Mitchell was appointed to conduct the investigation on March 30, 2006 by MLB Commissioner Bud Selig. This came in response to the controversy surrounding the release of Game of Shadows, which detailed the BALCO investigation and the actions of Barry Bonds. Over 700 people were interviewed during the inquiry, while only two current players agreed to provide information. The Player’s Association discouraged their members from participating and this direction was followed largely except for Jason Giambi and Frank Thomas. The majority of the report came from former Mets Clubhouse Attendant, Kurt Radomski. Checks, shipment records and first hand knowledge were provided by Radomski to substantiate his assumptions and have led many named in the report to respond.

Andy Pettitte, Fernando Vina and Brian Roberts are a few of the names who have admitted to performance enhancing drug use following the release of the report. However, the centerpiece of the report, Roger Clemens, has flatly denied the allegations. Clemensclemens was named 82 times throughout the document with allegations dating back to 1998 while he was a member of the Toronto Blue Jays and trained with Brian McNamee. McNamee had connections to Radomski and reportedly personally injected both Clemens and Pettitte with HGH. The damaging allegations are numerous for many players, but Mitchell personally recommended a stronger drug policy with third party testing.

The main point taken as a result of the investigation was to look ahead rather than in the past. Since the release, Bud Selig has a called the report a “call to action” and has called for the questioning of the 14 current players named. Major League Baseball and the Players Association have agreed to rework the current collective bargaining agreement to include a number of Mitchell’s recommendations.

These 409 pages of the Mitchell Report have set a new precedent for the game of baseball and should make for an interesting off-season from this point forward as implicated players join new teams or look for new contracts and especially as the MLB and the MLBPA try to work a few things out.