Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?

Dec. 23, 2008   3 Comments  

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Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil Wayne cameo, I took a certain implication away from this commercial and that implication is where I came up with the Chappelle Show reference. I’m just trying to figure out what Nike was thinking in playing a song with the word “candyman” set to a man throwing white powder into the air like a scene from Scarface. They might as well have played some Andre Nickatina Ayo For Yayo. That’s what came to my mind and I haven’t even watched Blow in like 7 hours. Here’s the commercial followed by the possible Nike implication.

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

Dec. 14, 2008   1 Comment  

As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.

Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs

Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell

PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart

Moondog – Why I Hate Marko Jaric

Tailgating Ideas – Layla Kiffin Looks Like A Porn Star

Hugging Harold Reynolds – Q-Tip to Leitch: Yo, What The Scenario

Awful Announcing – Wilbon: “Threesomes Keep It Interesting”

FanDome – Barry Sanders Has A Son…

Busted Coverage – Cuff ‘Em: Top 20 Sports Related Arrests of 2008

WWE Takes On The Critics

Dec. 12, 2008   1 Comment  

I saw this over on BallHype c/o Mike Hayes from Steady Burn. I guess a tech critic gave the new WWE social network site a bad review so the Miz (from Real World) and John Morrison decided to take the matter into their own hands. They continue to make fun of the critic Eric Schonfeld the best way they new how, call him Schlongfeld. This is one more reason I love the WWE.

Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield

Dec. 10, 2008   Leave a Comment  

I was notified of this revelation through a Facebook wall post and I appreciate it. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia page for former Pirates GM, Dave Littlefield. I read through the entire page before coming across a moment of sheer brilliance. Check out the last line of the entry and you can see it states, “Currently, Littlefield has been seen living under the Roberto Clemente Bridge, occasionally rising to the surface to play the saxophone and beg for spare change.” I know that this happens all the time on wikipedia and this will probably be changed, but the fact that someone took the time to belittle a former Pirates GM should not go overlooked. Not to mention his jab that was able to incorporate a little local flavor.

Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler

Dec. 3, 2008   1 Comment  

I heard about this movie a while ago, but the trailer is finally out and it is living up to expectations and creating a ton of hype. It comes out 12/17 and stars Mickey Rourke as a retired wrestler making a comeback. Also, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem for a Dream, so you know the probable steroid scenes are going to be sick. The main thing I’m looking forward to though, is Marisa Tomei playing a stripper, but you also can’t overlook the Bruce Springsteen song written for the movie (plays during the trailer). I think this is the next great sports movie and hopefully creates some wrestling fans, because their is too much craziness in that industry that goes un-ridiculed.

Sean Avery Single Handedly Making Hockey Worthwhile

Dec. 3, 2008   1 Comment  

Sean Avery goes from working for Vogue in the off-season to ripping on two former exes (Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter) who are both unreal. Personality is what hockey is lacking and they are in desperate need of more guys who don’t live their lives like Nick Swardson in Grandma’s Boy. The comment is classic and I can’t wait til he gets a tv gig somewhere.

Oh, and here are some pictures of those exes.

Girl from Old School – Elisha Cuthbert

Stacy’s Mom from that music video – Rachel Hunter

Plaxico's Christmas Story

Dec. 1, 2008   2 Comments  

Just in time for the Holiday Season, here is the best blog post of the year. It comes from Tirico Suave

so click over.

Plaxico Makes Like That Guy From 8 Mile And Shoots Himself

Nov. 30, 2008   Leave a Comment  

This news is old, I know. However, the comparison had to be made to Cheddar Bob from the film classic 8 Mile. Thanks for helping my fantasy team Plax.

Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President

Nov. 24, 2008   Leave a Comment  

I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. Overall, I found her assessment to be dead on. Also, to analyze this discussion further; she doesn’t seem to know her name and she sounds exactly like either Huey, Dewey or Louie from Ducktales.

Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy

Nov. 24, 2008   Leave a Comment  

The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him.  Really, I just wanted to see if he was still a fat fuck with an accent. I then found out that his real name is Ron Lester and he’s lost like 35 pounds and been on both Montel and Tyra, so he’s approaching the A-list. Then, I noticed that he has is own website with audition tapes, movie reels and even those day-time talk appearances. After finding this stuff, I was forced to go search for him on youtube and found some video journals that are classic. Billy Bob’s just got to take some lessons from Puff and learn how make those real. Let’s compare.

vs.

Time to get after it, Billy Bob.