Good Thing the Pens Didn’t Leave

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The team fought hard to get their new arena project going and now the public can be rewarded for many more years to come with commercials. Many people are fans of the local car dealer commercials, but this one in particular needs special recognition. When else can you include Evgeni Malkin, who doesn’t speak English, [...]

Al Davis is Ri God Damn Diculous

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So, the story just broke on espn.com that Al Davis has sent a drafted resignation letter to the legal representatives of head coach Lane Kiffin. Obviously, Kiffin has refused to sign the letter as he uses logic in making decision unlike Al Davis who looks like starting to decompose.
Davis needs to realize that continuity works [...]

NFL Player Wears Hot Pants

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Leave it to a Seattle Seahawk to make yet another fashion statement after the influx of the lime green accents from their arm bands to their shoes. This time though it might not be as apparent when looking at the uniform. ESPN has reported that when Seahawk kicker Josh Brown travels to the below freezing [...]

A Respectable Joe Namath

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Joe Namath has come a long way since since1964. He has become an advertising icon, a legendary quarterback, and now a college graduate. Namath left the University of Alabama to pursue a career in the then AFL, and waited 42 years before obtaining those last few elusive credits at the age of 64. Namath walked [...]

Are You Serious?

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While flipping through some news pages at work today I came across this story that left me speechless, not only for the fact that it was terrible, but also for the incredibly small amount of coverage it received. Kelly Tilgham was anchoring coverage of the opening PGA Tour event of the season for the Golf [...]

Linda Tripp Played for the Yankees?

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Today, fresh off of his 60 Minutes interview with the crypt keeper Mike Wallace, Roger Clemens called a press conference as he continued to refute the allegations made in the Mitchell Report by his former trainer of ten years, Brian McNamee. Clemens pulled a Bill Parcells move as he tried to bully the media just [...]

The Rebirth

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Last night I was pleasantly surprised in watching the newest edition of the classic American Gladiators competition. Hosts Hulk Hogan and Laila Ali bring the credentials to the game that was once filled by the outdoorsman himself, Larry Csonka. Also, thankfully the lawn gnome known as Mike Adamle was left in obscurity. The Gladiators themselves [...]

Money Mayweather Debut

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For the most part it is true to say that when athletes try to break into the music industry it is a complete disaster, however this is not the case when it comes to boxers. The obvious reference I am making is to the song “Y’all Musta Forgot” by Roy Jones Jr. which he dropped [...]

The Next Denzel

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Attention, Attention, Attention Chris Bosh is a seasoned actor and it is about time that the media has recognized his god given talent not only as an athlete, but as a thespian. This born entertainer has gotten some bit parts in an ESPN commercial, but recently he created his own big break with this campaign [...]

Real Throwback Uniforms

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The other day it was ’80s night at the Staples Center as the Lakers took on the Celtics in those throwback uniforms that everyone seems to like. I’ll tell you that in no case I like the throwback uniform, I just ask why uniforms were changed at all. Try and tell me that the Yankees [...]




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