What’s Australian For ACLU

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Tell me what you think of when you hear the beginning of this quote, “It feels natural to do my noise. I’m not faking it.” It sounds to me like it came right out of an episode of Seinfeld. Now, it’s time for you start feeling bad about yourself because that quote came from a [...]

In Tennis February 28, 2008 

What’s On Your Cranium, My Dear Myron?

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Here is the article that I wrote for the Big Time otherwise known as the main page. Check it out and get a glimpse into what I love about sports by learning about a man that I grew up listening to. Also, I’ve included a video that makes me tear up.

Myron Cope, the 35-year color [...]

In Media, NFL, Print, Radio, Steelers, TV February 27, 2008 

A Hypothetical Phone Conversation

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This is a follow up to my last post, in which I stated that Harry Caray was listed in the phone book for his entire career. I thought of what it would have been like to call some broadcasters of today.
Can you imagine calling up Joe Buck? I think here is how the conversation would [...]

In MLB, Media, TV February 25, 2008 

If The Moon Was Made Out Of BBQ Spare Ribs…

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Hello Again Everybody, I am a lazy piece of shit so I waited until now to finally discuss one of my idols in sports, someone who transcended the game that he covered and became a pop culture figure. His name, Harry Caray, a man who used the booth to express his opinions as a fan [...]

In Cubs, MLB February 25, 2008 

Gerald Green Blows, Among Other Things

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This past weekend brought on the worst All-Star game in sports for yet another year, while also providing the most entertaining skills competition of any All-Star festivities. I don’t know how the NBA does it, but they always seem bring back many high profile former players. This could be due to the effort of NBA [...]

In NBA February 18, 2008 

The Saga That Is Kevin Hart

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I wanted to wait until most of this story came out before writing about it and finally think that it is time. By now, hopefully you have heard of Kevin Hart, the 6’5” 290 pound lineman from Nevada, who concocted his own recruiting battle over the past six months. The high school senior’s decision came [...]

In College, College Football, High School, NFL, University of California February 11, 2008 

Chris “I Said A…” Berman, “It’s Cold Out Here”

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Chris Berman has been on TV entirely too long and just seems to get progressively fatter and have longer disgusting hair with each passing NFL season. It is time for some fresh blood on NFL Primetime, and as evidenced by this video, it is about eight years too late.
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In ESPN, Media, TV February 2, 2008 

WNBA Takes Some Midol

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It was reported on Monday that the WNBA has reached a new Collective Bargaining Agreement totaling six years, thus avoiding a strike as well as some stomach pains, while also continuing to expose young girls everywhere to women who get paid to be lesbians. By that comment, I’m just saying that most of the women [...]

In NBA, WNBA February 2, 2008