This is a follow up to my last post, in which I stated that Harry Caray was listed in the phone book for his entire career. I thought of what it would have been like to call some
broadcasters of today.
Can you imagine calling up Joe Buck? I think here is how the conversation would go:
Fan calls Joe Buck
Buck: This is Joe Buck, nationally televised Broadcaster of the World Series and Superbowl, widely known as Fox’s bitch.
Fan: Joe Buck, I can’t believe it’s you, I’m like your biggest fan. You have the voice, the pedigree and perfect relationship with your teammate in the booth.
Buck: Leave me alone kid, I only talk on television. Anyways, I have to get back into the hot tub with Tim McCarver so we can think of the best new way to hate on the underdog while acting like bigger douches. PS, I love my comb over, especially because I am not nearly old enough to have one.
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