The Main Event: Floyd Mayweather Vs. Captain Insano

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Wrestlemania 24 took place this Sunday after yet another year of unbridled anticipation. Each year I watch, the stakes get higher and the stunts more amazing. Example: Shawn Michaels and his ridiculous ladder leap onto Vince McMahon who at the time was on a table with a trash can over his head. Are you serious? I [...]

In Media, TV, WWE March 31, 2008 

Dougie’s Goin’ Deep And No One Is Stopping Him

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The 2008 Major League Baseball regular season is starting and one legendary figure is sitting at home, still possessing his skill as well as his aura that no team can do without, if they actually want to contend for a World Series. No, it is not that d-bag, Barry Bonds, this man has never been linked [...]

In MLB, Red Sox March 30, 2008 

Powderpuff Football, Great

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Obviously, you know that I am way more athletic than you think, but this upcoming weekend I will be putting my coaching skills to the test for the third year in a row. For two years now I have helped my team, primarily on defense, to respective second place finishes. In the past we have [...]

In NFL March 27, 2008 

Paul Prudhomme, Yeah Paul Prudhomme

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Caught this coming through SI, I guess this guy named Paul Prudhomme is a world famous cook bas in New Orleans. He was preparing food for the players at the upcoming PGA Tour event, the Zurich Classic of New Orleans, and he felt a sting on his arm. No, John Daly was not involved, he [...]

In Golf, Pop Culture March 26, 2008 

Poppin’ Bottles with Pac Man

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Right after I put up a Pac Man post he “goes and does something like this and totally redeems himself.” Here is the story that broke on the institution known as Deadspin. Young Spoaty’s gonna need an umbrella -ella -ella (ouch) while Pac Man makes it rain. Good thing to know that he is keeping [...]

In NFL, Titans March 25, 2008 

Dr. Irvin

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I just saw on espn.com that Pac Man Jones appeared on Michael Irvin’s radio broadcast in Dallas and did an interview. Irvin stated after the interview, “I think he’s more comfortable knowing I’ve gone through some stuff.” What has Irvin gotten through, he is a felon for repeated crimes involving cocaine, most recently in November of [...]

In NFL, Radio, Titans March 25, 2008 

Double Cheeseburgers 4 Life

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Breakout wide reciever of the Denver Broncos, Brandon Marshall, had surgery yesterday after severing an artery, vein and nerve in his forearm along with tendons to five muscles. This accident occured after slipping on a McDonalds bag forcing his arm through an entertainment center. After reading this story I wanted a #2, and I went and got [...]

In Broncos, Giants, Jaguars, MLB, NFL, Padres, Tigers March 25, 2008 

Why Sports Illustrated Is Better Than A Professional Athlete’s Sex Life

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Throughout my development as a sports fan I have continually referenced one source above any other in furthering my sports knowledge. Of course it’s not ESPN, it’s definitely not Fox Sports, and it’s not even Sporting News (which is probably number 2). I look to the Mecca of the sports news establishment, the most original, [...]

In Media, Pop Culture, Print March 24, 2008 

This Isn’t Cincinatti

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Sorry for the hiatus, but it was the first week of March Madness, for which I am saving up for a future post. I just want to say a little something about the now former Steeler, Cedrick Wilson. Recently, Wilson and his girlfriend(mother of his child), Lindsey Paulat, have been speed-dialing 911 with some domestic issues. [...]

In NFL, Steelers March 24, 2008 

John “Drinks” Daly

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John Daly graced the headlines two days in row earlier this week, once for losing his swing coach and the other for missing a pro-am tee time. The bigger story ended up being the loss of his swing coach, Butch Harmon, who questioned whether Daly was more interested in golf or drinking. This result came [...]

In Alcohol, Golf, Issues March 13, 2008 

John Henderson Is A Bad Man

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This is what I do before I write each post. The league really does need a new John Randle.
 

In Jaguars, NFL March 9, 2008 

Kenny G and Miguel Batista Make Sweet Music Together

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Deadspin spotted this story from the Seattle Times that details one Mariner’s infatuation with the one, mere mortals know as Kenny G. Bastista has always seemed to be little too cultured, especially for a Major Leaguer, but it really crosses a line when you develop some fanhood for a saxophone player with a perm. Kenny [...]

In Blue Jays, MLB March 9, 2008 

A Sphincter Says What?

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Here is a video of the Los Angeles Marathon that has been circulating around some blogs, like here. Apparently, the announcer decided that it was time for an awkward moment. His comment resulted in silence that Tiger Woods has to envious of.

In Marathon March 5, 2008