Deadspin spotted this story from the Seattle Times that details one Mariner’s infatuation with the one, mere mortals know as Kenny G. Bastista has always seemed to be little too cultured, especially for a Major Leaguer, but it really crosses a line when you develop some fanhood for a saxophone player with a perm. Kenny G should at no time be associated with sports, so I was disappointed in Batista, but I just think of some of the locker room talk that will directed his way. This will be especially true after reading the final line of this article.

“But this time, he was the one receiving instead of giving.”

Burn. Well done Geoff Baker.