Steaming Up The Ice-Box
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I remember watching Little Giants thinking that there was no way that the Ice-Box, Becky O’Shea had any shot at being hot. Clearly based on the pictures below I was wrong. After following up on Little Giants with The American President and Mr. Headmistress (which starred Harland Williams who is hilarious when not in dumb-ass [...]
Rumble I, Max, Rumble
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Yes, I am speaking of the object of everyone’s disgust, Max Kellerman. He was the first host of Around the Horn and ditched that show to create the worst program conceivable. I must admit that I give him credit for taking the Disembodied Voice with him to Fox, but they should have kept that persona. [...]
Zen Is Not Enough For Barry Zito
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Yesterday, it was announced that Barry Zito will be headed to the bullpen after an 0-6 start to season and a 7.53 ERA. I’m pretty sure that Zito will enjoy the low-key persona of being a long-reliever, and he’ll enjoy the rest of that $126 million contract as well. I also feel like Barry’s going to have too [...]
Ronaldo Making the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Seem Very Legitimate
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Deuce of Davenport posted about this story, which involved the former “best soccer player in the world,” extortion and transvestite prostitutes. Yeah boy, it sounds like a story that should be told on Howard Stern. Two-time World Cup champion, Ronaldo, was found at a hotel a hotel in Brazil involved in a argumentwith a few transvestites that [...]
Shea Hillenbrand And A Lemur
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I just came across this story and I can’t believe that more blogs did not pick up on it. Former Major Leaguer Shea Hillenbrand’s son was bitten by a pet lemur in their home some weeks ago. From this report, I get word that the Hillenbrand clan planned on opening up a petting zoo in [...]
Darren McFadden Should Be on Maury
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Over the past few months, thousands of NFL prospects have been evaluated not only on their abilities, but also on their families situations and their character issues. One player in particular has been in the spotlight more than others, his name is Darren McFadden, and probably unlike many players, his off-field concerns might be garnering [...]
Josie’s On A Vacation Far Away
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Eric Byrnes is my favorite player in all of sports for even more reasons as of today. I learned from Tirico Suave that the mustache man comes to plate with “Your Love” by the Outfield blasting over the PA. This has to be the best entrance music of any Major Leaguer. I still remember going [...]
Joe Girardi is Tony Perkis
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The Yankees players have had it hard enough keeping their hair coiffed to perfection, but now Joe Girardi is banning candy and ice cream from the clubhouse. Like a scene from the cinema classic, Heavy Weights, players have been seen trying to smuggle their chocolately favorites past the over-bearing Girardi, or as he is now [...]
Van Pelt And Tirico To Work Together, Women Beware
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According to Awful Announcing, it has been confirmed that Scott Van Pelt will be taking over the hour-long void left by the departure of Stephen A. Smith, while also joining Mike Tirico as a permanent co-host. Obviously, this move was sparked by the need to get Michele Tafoya out of harms way. So after clicking on that [...]
T.O. On Bang Bros., Gethca Tissues Ready
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Today, a photo began circulation from a Bang Bros. video.(the guys who get girls off the street, bang them in a van and then trick them into getting out of the van before driving away) There has been some speculation as to whether the photo is real, but I want to let you be the [...]
The Ripken and Costner Love Triangle
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A certain story has once again entered the public consciousness recently after a NPR radio show questioned the Hall of Famer, Cal Ripken Jr., about a particular incident from 1997. The story goes that the actor, Kevin Costner was staying in the Ripken home following the filming of his film, The Postman. One day as Ripken was [...]
High School Pitcher In Japan Gets Bukkaked
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A pitcher in Japan gave up 66 runs in an 1.1 IP. That was on 250 pitches and the game was only called after the player pleaded for a forfeit. The manager for Kawamoto Technical High School was quoted as saying,
“At that pace the pitcher would have thrown around 500 pitches in four innings, there [...]
Big Ben Taking On Romo The Homo
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The other day on the Dan Patrick replacement show on ESPN Radio, Ben Roethlisbeger took a few jabs at his counterpart in Dallas and the soon to be Aunt, Jessica Simpson. Here is how the discussion went with none other than Mike Tirico and Michele Tafoya, ouch, not about the comments about how terrible that [...]
What’s My Age Again?
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Today, Miguel Tejada admitted to actually being two years older than his listed birth date of May 25, 1976. This seems to happen all to often with players coming out of Latin America and wouldn’t be a big deal if tens of millions of dollars and long-term contracts weren’t involved. I just don’t see how [...]
Congress Hates Steroids, But Loves The Nature Boy
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Ric Flair was an honored guest by the House of Representatives yesterday. Yes, you read that correctly, the chest chopping, bleached hair, Huckabee endorsing, robe-wearing steroid user was brought in front of congress as U.S. Rep. Sue Myrick read a list of accomplishments and undoubtedly did some terrible impressions. Here is the entire transcript [...]
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