So I wrote a post about a girl getting attacked by a bird at Fenway the other day, well her name is Alexa Rodriguez and she is 13 years old. Coincidence? Or is this the beginning of a plot by the Avian Red Sox Nation, wanting to send a message to “the limp-wristed one” before stepping out of the dugout and into a scene that no one has encountered since Tippi Hedren? I choose the latter.
 I know this is old news, but wanted to wait and write about it before the series this weekend.
