The object of my affection has reportedly given birth to a baby girl named, Kellyn. This is a devasting revelation, but it will do nothing to inhibit my pursuit or my infatuation. Rumors have always follwed Kolber that she was a scissorer, but nothing has ever been stated as fact. The 44-year old still plans to cover the NFL Draft following her maternity leave, so the constant visual of Tom Jackson won’t be nearly as bad. Here are reasons why Suzy Kolber is the most attractive woman on the planet.
1. She knows a lot about football
2. Her very straight teeth
3. Her non-regional diction
4. Her newer haircut
5. She turned down Joe Namath
6. She knows a lot about football
7. That ass
8. That tight body
9. She knows a lot about football
10. She covers football with poise and confidence, so you know she has to be good in the trenches.
I need to go take a shower.
oh but, Bill, our fellow friend, sports blogger, and God-fearing Christian Scientist, you fail to mention the death and destruction her kid popping will do to that fine kaboose of hers. Just something to keep an eye on.
Suzy Kolber is beautiful, knows her sports,and gives 100% as a reporter .What more could you want?
Suzy Kolber is a very good reporter,ESPN, don’t lose her too!
suzy kolber is the reason for the season. wow, she melts me.