Keystone Light Bitter Beer Face Cyclist Loses Appeal

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Floyd Landis lost his last appeal in keeping his 2006 Tour de France title. To tell you the truth, I care about cycling about as much as Tila Tequila cares about “Fucking Ya Man.” Basically, I just needed a reason to post this video and show Floyd that he might have a future with Keystone [...]

In Cycling, Fringe Sports June 30, 2008

Sunday Dumb Day 6/29

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing - John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine - The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave - The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]

In Beauty Pageant, Draft, Film, Media, NBA, NFL, Redskins, Sunday Dumb Day, TV, Tennis, Women June 29, 2008

Ultimate Warrior Triumphs: As Was Told By Those In The Heavens Whom Allow Us To Drink And Eat And Bask In The Gradeur That Is The Ultimate Warrior

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The Ultimate Warrior returned to the ring last night for the first time in 10 years among various security threats. Upon hearing of these apparent threats, Warrior said, “Bring it on — with all of the frustration and mishaps that happened in Spain, that will give me an excuse to kill someone and get away [...]

In WWE June 26, 2008

Joey Heisman Is Finally Getting Some Recognition

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I saw this on Deuce of Davenport this morning and it just made me laugh as hard as I did last night watching Baby Borrowers. Chase Stuart from pro-football-reference.com has updated his list of the worst quarterbacks of all-time with Big Joey at the head of the class. He gives the former Duck a little [...]

In College, College Football, Dolphins, Falcons, Lions, NFL, University of Oregon June 26, 2008

A Few Things

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So, the lack of posts is do to a lot of laziness and the fact that I will be heading down to the cathedral that is Yankee Stadium tomorrow to catch the first game of the subway doubleheader with the Mets. This will be my first trip to Yankee Stadium so I’m about as pumped as [...]

In MLB, Media, TV, Yankees June 25, 2008

Sunday Dumb Day 6/22

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Leslie Stahl on 60 Minutes, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Busted Coverage - College World Series All-Porn Name Team
The Big Lead - Look Out, Natalie Gulbis, Here Comes Perry Swenson
FB Kid - RIP “Pacman” Jones
The World of Isaac - [...]

In College, College Baseball, Crime, Golf, Issues, NFL, Sunday Dumb Day, Titans June 22, 2008

Leave It To Peru To Take Sporting Promotions To A Higher Level

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I found this on Deadspin and it quite possibly be the best example of pre-game hype I have ever come across, This is Nolberto Solano of Peru and he is pointing his weapon at the jersey of Urugauy. The campaign was not successful in that Peru lost by a score of 6-0. I’m just waiting [...]

In MLB, Media, NBA, Nationals, Print, Red Sox, Soccer, Wizards June 20, 2008

Big Baby Says “Shirtless Summer ‘08″

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Luckily I work right on Boylston St., so I was able to sneak out for a little bit and catch some of the Celtics’ rolling rally. Paul Pierce and KG held the MVP and Championship trophies respectively, while Glenn Davis just refused to be contained by any sort of fabric. He very well could be [...]

In Celtics, NBA June 19, 2008

The Ultimate Warrior Turns 49 And Still Won’t Take Any Of Your Shit

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This post comes from special correspondent Tom, for some much needed WWE action. Tom can be found writing words of pure majesty at mindexplosion.net.
Happy belated birthday to former (and present in my heart) WWF heavyweight champion of the world, comic book writer, and true American patriot, The Ultimate Warrior. 49 years ago on June 16, [...]

In WWE June 19, 2008

Tiger Gives “Playing Through” A Whole New Meaning

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Days after winning his 14th major title, it looks like the Willis Reed of golf is going to require surgery on the knee that gave him so much pain in the process of his victory. A stress fracture caused the obvious pain that Woods suffered in the 91 hole odyssey. Woods will be out the [...]

In Golf, Injury June 18, 2008

T.O. And The Playmaker Molding The Minds And Bodies Of Young People

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T.O. has been having his youth football camp down in Texas the last couple years, but this year it will be a star-studded affair. First, it was recently announced that former “fastest man alive,” Maurice Green will be providing some insight on speed. This seems like a good find for Owens, Green has been coaching on [...]

In Alcohol, Cowboys, Drugs, Insanity, Issues, NFL, Prostitutes, Track June 18, 2008

Paula Cole vs. “A Real Singer”

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Paula Cole just sang the national anthem to game 6 of the NBA Finals. Her big hit came with a little song called “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone.” So, take a step back and reflect on the evolution from James Taylor in Game 1 to all that is Paula Cole in the series clincher. I’m [...]

In Celtics, Lakers, NBA June 17, 2008

Vince McMahon Or Mother Teresa?

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This post comes from special correspondent Tom, for some much needed WWE action. Tom can be found at mindexplosion.net.
As if you needed any more reason to watch professional wrestling, Vince McMahon has vowed to make it rain on random fans each Monday during Raw during the geniusly titled “McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania.” What do you [...]

In Public, WWE June 17, 2008

God Save The Fan And Some Gilbert Arenas Relief

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Last Friday I was on a plane most of the day, so i decided to try my hand at reading a book, which I haven’t done since Moneyball. I went and picked up God Save the Fan by Deadspin editor Will Leitch. He spoke of the irrelevance of sports, while making sure to show it’s [...]

In Books, Internet, Media, NBA, Pop Culture, Wizards June 16, 2008

Flavor Flav Proves To Be Stepping Stone Before Banging Athletes

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Towards the end of last week, I came across this while looking over the best blog on the internet, With Leather. I apologize for this post taking so long to be published, but I went back to western PA for the weekend and probably had too much Skoal. Anyway, it revolved around one of my [...]

In 49ers, Media, NBA, NFL, Pop Culture, Sonics, TV, Wizards June 16, 2008