Shit Is Bumpin’

By The Second Coming

Alright, I unlike many bloggers, still play the game of baseball at a fairly competitive level. Because of this I feel that I have a little more credibility when it comes to questions such as the fist bump. Here is the only rule of fist bumping, it can only be done on the field of play. Whether it be beer league softball or after an uneven bars performance, keep it on the field. Why you ask?

1. If your in the stands, you are there to make noise. Give a high five and yell, the fist bump in the stands is the equivalent of the watching porn with your friends. We’ve all done it but no one is getting anything out of it.

2. If you’re in the office, you will look like a retard. Think about this, the hot girl in the office sees you fist bumping. She starts to get the perception that the reason for these fist bumps is that you have too many saved up because you are un-athletic. She then thinks “man if he’s not athletic then he’s got to be terrible in bed, definitely no agility or endurance.” Then comes your time to get a new job, void of fist bumps. (except for the company softball game)

3. If you are anywhere else and people see you fist bumping. They will think that you fist yourself. Fact.

Now as for this video, do you think there is a reason that Jonny Gomes and Carl Crawford are featured?

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