This post comes from special correspondent Tom, for some much needed WWE action. Tom can be found at mindexplosion.net.
As if you needed any more reason to watch professional wrestling, Vince McMahon has vowed to make it rain on random fans each Monday during Raw during the geniusly titled “McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania.†What do you need to do to win? Watch Monday Night Raw to get the password, and just pick up the phone when good ol’ Vince rings your house. Oh ya, and be lucky… because while you entered, 1.5 million other people did as well.
After the first match of the night last week, Vince called Daniel Crummett and laid a $200,000 smack down on his candy ass. Later on he got stingy and gave a mere 75 grand to Justin Guy. The real question remains, will this be enough money for either them to buy girlfriends?
When McMahon was about half way through his million dollar give away, he called the home of Sarah Fuhrmann. The chairman and CEO set the entire female gender back a few decades when he informed Sarah that her grand total winnings would be $2. Some may call it mean, I call it a deserved punishment for the married middle aged woman who was watching professional wrestling on a Monday night and not baking apple pies in the kitchen.
