NFL 2008: The Rookie “Most-Likely’s”
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With less than two weeks until training camp, I thought I would throw out some predictions.
Most Likely to Over-Acheive - John David Booty - he went in the 5th round, but he has to be happy to go to a team where the QB job could be his by the end of next season. He’s accurate and [...]
Detailing The Torture
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This comes from The Legend of Cecilio Guante and describes why sometimes I just want to write posts about Flavor Flav. Here is the Anatomy of a Sports Blogger Slump.
Sunday Dumb Day 7/13
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Deadspin - Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox
Joe Sports Fan - Fan of the Week: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth…
Busted Coverage - Phil Hellmuth [...]
Barack Is Getting In On Nascar
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Barack Obama will be sponsoring a car in the August 3rd race at Pocono. Ken Schraeder will be driving the No. 49 car and will probably be losing a little bit of his fan base as a result. I just don’t see this being a good idea, it kind of made sense for George Bush [...]
One WWE Diva Is A Dirty Girl
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Candice Michelle of the WWE had her past career a fetish model come to light back in November, but the Wrestling News Desk has uncovered some new material that will save some money you probably would have spent on Reality Kings. This time her interests were in bondage, and I’m just hoping that this gets worked into [...]
I Hear Tom Emanski Makes Bank
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I wikipedia’d Tom Emanski today rather than doing my usual at work, reading trivia on imdb. Anyway, in his entry it states that in 2003 he was involved in an IRS probe that revealed his net worth was at $75 million. You would think that he could have afforded to get a new pitchman, (I think I [...]
The 2014 Ryder Cup Is Going The Full Monty
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Colin Montgomerie will be the captain of team Europe in the 2014 Ryder Cup which will be in Scotland. This seemed like your basic story until you realize that there will be three Ryder Cup tournaments before Monty takes the helm. For this news to come out now must mean that Monty is more excited [...]
Pro Slamball Player Slams Wife
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Julie Donaldson of Channel 7 in Boston testified yesterday in her assault case against her boyfriend. This story wouldn’t be very relevant to me until the article states that her boyfriend, Ivan Lattimore, is a professional Slamball player. I’m just glad that this made news because otherwise, I wouldn’t have found out that Slamball will be [...]
Drunk Belarusian Refs, Yes I Was Able To Use Belarusian
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A referee in Belrus showed up hammered to a game and had to be escorted off the field, he claimed to have back pain. People didn’t know he was drunk he until he got to the hospital, just like when you don’t realize a girl’s drunk until you get her back to your apartment.
Friday Night Lights News, Try To Hide Your Boner
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NBC’s Friday Night Lights has decided not to continue the storylines of Jason Street or Smash Williams. I figured this would have to happen since they graduated, but the Street thing is kind of surprising. Either way, it gives Lyla (Minka Kelly) more of a chance to whore it up a little bit and get [...]
The New Pinnacle Of Blogging
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Monday Morning Punter from Kissing Suzy Kolber wants to give it to Judith Light (Who’s the Boss) about as much as I want to give it to their namesake.
Brandon Jennings’ European Vacation
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Brandon Jennings has finally made the decision that he will play next season in Europe, rather than waiting for the outcome of a third college entrance exam. I think that they should do a reality show on B-Jen. It would be ridiculous to see a guy try and interact with people and teammates in a [...]
Listen Here Sweet Tooth: The Top 5 Sports Commercials Ever
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5. United Way Sam Adams- Don’t not panic and make sure to keep an eye on Sam being saved in the pool, he looks more like a dead fish than Squintz in Sandlot.
4. Any The Rick Commercial - Okay, so this is only an outtakes segment, but it is the culmination of all that made [...]
Did A-Rod And Madonna Have A Carmen Electra-Dennis Rodman Moment
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Leave it to Fox News to start some rumors, but I wouldn’t read them otherwise. They have a timeline here detailing how a freak named Madge might have been detrimental to A-Rod’s early season groin injury.
Nadal Wins In Girlfriend Battle Also
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This one definitely wasn’t as close as the match. I hadn’t posted today, so I settled with a picture that is to small, but you get the idea.


