Sunday Dumb Day 8/31
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As you revel in a Labor Day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to the girl in National Treasure, here is this week’s wrap-up.
The Love of NFL - Top 10 Pro Football Players Turned Wrestlers
Busted Coverage - Charlie Steiner Shaves Beard, Reveals Cute Dimples
Mr. Irrelevant - Kevin Millar And His Hitler-ish [...]
Phelps’ Ain’t Got Shit On The Decathlon
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Bryan Clay of the decathlon is latest to come out and try to take a dump on the Michael Phelps hype. In the meantime, gold medalist Clay declares himself to be the world’s greatest athlete because of the range of skills that he had show on the world’s greatest stage. I’m just trying to figure [...]
The Enigma That Is Stuart Scott’s Left Eye
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The Onion apparently thinks that the left eye of the man who coins the worst catch-phrases of all-time will be going the way of Keith Olberman and making the jump to the Joe Buck network.
Phelps To Host SNL
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Michael Phelps is going to be making his acting debut Sep. 13 on Saturday Night Live. The musical guest is Lil’ Wayne, the best rapper alive should have been the host in my opinion. I’m just waiting to see which SNL featured player dons some speedos.
The Phelps Conspiracy
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The conspiracy started August 15th as millions of people tuned in to the 100m butterfly event at the Beijing Olympics and pretended to care about who actually won. A kid from Baltimore with ADD and DUI made bars across the country almost unbearable for over an entire week. Personally, I would have rather been watching [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 8/24
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Megan from I Love Money, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Goal.com - Ronaldo Wins Gay Icon Award
Awful Announcing - Could There Be A Gilbert Arenas Reality Show In The Works?
The World of Isaac - Woman Wrestler Wants To Fingerbang [...]
Tiger Woods Is Jesus
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In my mind, this video puts Tiger Woods above any other athlete. No one else could have pulled this off and thankfully no one tried, save Gilbert Arenas. I know of no one that dislikes this man and he should be the one running for office. Tiger ‘08. The Greatest commercial of all-time.
The Ernie Banks Of The Wrigley Bleachers
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Thanks to Lion in Oil for posting this video and showing to me the obvious number one pick in a draft of potential fraternity pledges.
Mike Timlin, Every Animal’s Worst Nightmare
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Here is Mike Timlin showing off a little for NESN hottie, Heidi Watney. This truly shows that he doesn’t wear that camo glove for style, he could strip off his jersey at any moment and pull out that bow to take out any squirrels that make their way onto the field. I think he would [...]
You Know How I Knew John Amaechi Was Gay?
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Upon hearing the recent news of John Amaechi coming upon some tensions at the Olympics, no pun intended, I decided to bring back an old radio clip from when the news of his sexuality broke. The guys at Right in my Mouth Radio seemed to have a pretty good idea that Amaechi was a little [...]
Ladies And Gentleman, The Future Governor Of Alabama
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You Been Blinded posted these videos and I was compelled to do the same. Here is Sir Charles pounding some Patron and discussing his future with the adoring public at a fine establishment named Harrah’s. This party must have been bumpin’ with Alfonso Ribiero, aka Carlton Banks, there to treat the crowd to a little [...]
What Usain?
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Usain Bolt entertained with a Hulk Hogan pose before demolishing his own world record, while also taking it easier than that couple in the Corona commercials for the last 15 meters. That kid runs faster than Madonna goes down on A-Rod.
No Need To Pregame At Beijing Olympics
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Here is a post from Enrico Campitelli at Fanhouse. While over in Beijing, he went up to the concession counter in the Bird’s Nest and made a fraternity man-like purchase of 6 beers and 2 ice creams, which came to a meager total of $5.75. So, the Chinese are not only beating us in gold [...]
Stuart Scott Should Have Gone Fairweather Johnson
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So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken [...]
Kelly Clarkson Makes Me Like Her Even More
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Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on [...]


