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Aug. 18, 2008 Leave a Comment
You Been Blinded posted these videos and I was compelled to do the same. Here is Sir Charles pounding some Patron and discussing his future with the adoring public at a fine establishment named Harrah’s. This party must have been bumpin’ with Alfonso Ribiero, aka Carlton Banks, there to treat the crowd to a little Billie Jean. I think he and I both would have preferred some Tom Jones.
Aug. 16, 2008 1 Comment
Usain Bolt entertained with a Hulk Hogan pose before demolishing his own world record, while also taking it easier than that couple in the Corona commercials for the last 15 meters. That kid runs faster than Madonna goes down on A-Rod.
Aug. 16, 2008 Leave a Comment
Here is a post from Enrico Campitelli at Fanhouse. While over in Beijing, he went up to the concession counter in the Bird’s Nest and made a fraternity man-like purchase of 6 beers and 2 ice creams, which came to a meager total of $5.75. So, the Chinese are not only beating us in gold medals, but they chuckle at the two drink limit of America.
Aug. 14, 2008 Leave a Comment
So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken for the famous South Carolinian. I just think he would have been far more effective in getting the crowd into it with a little Hold My Hand action. Seriously, use your head, Edwin McCain? There is no respect in that other than his hilarious points of view on those VH1 shows. After reading this reflection, check out this list of favorite moments when, “Sports and Karaoke Collide” from nextround.net.
Aug. 14, 2008 Leave a Comment
Here is a video c/o the Red Sox Monster in which my favorite, Kelly Clarkson, appears to be having a good time at Fenway Park. So, watch the video and think about how you missed out on taking a home a drunk American Idol winner because from the looks of it she was definitely on her way the Game On or Cask ‘n Flagon to get rowdy. She really just needs to lose those other two, because they were in prime position to be cock blocks if they went out afterward.
Aug. 13, 2008 5 Comments
I have been watching the Olympics and am sad to say that this involves women’s swimming. However, I came across youngster Katie Hoff who bore a striking resemblance to a certain well-known figure of the campy horror/comedy variety. On the left, Uncle Fester, on the right, an Olympic phenom. I haven’t been this dead on in noticing a likeness since the Tila Tequila/Stripe from Gremlins revelation.
Aug. 11, 2008 1 Comment
The Redeem Team’s biggest competition in this year’s Olympic tournament is looking right past the U.S. and instead has their self-impaired vision focused directly on pissing off 1.3 billion people. Here is a pre-Olympic ad showing the Spanish national team making like their hosts, while behind a traditional Chinese dragon. This was featured as a full page ad in the largest Spanish newspaper, Marca. I’m sure the very humanitarian Chinese government would love for them to be successful.
Aug. 10, 2008 Leave a Comment
An 83 year old man is charged with killing his 62 year old stepson following a dispute involving the Steelers preseason game. The altercation arose after the stepson, Roy C. Wright, dropped his daughters off and left the game instead of staying with them. When he returned home he was confronted and shot. It’s just tough to believe a guy would pass up a ticket to Heinz field with $4.50 beers. He deserved to be shot.
Aug. 6, 2008 Leave a Comment
This is pretty old, but I have never seen it before. Also, it really reminds me of the AI “Practice” press conference. This guy has more hate for Tennessee than Miley Cyrus has for Selena Gomez.
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