Bernhard Langer Is Sparkling White And Shining Bright, In A Tree

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Here is a video I saw today on collegehumor and it has some sports relevance, so I thought I would post it. Bernhard Langer hits a ball into a tree and it stays there, he then climbs up the tree and plays the ball onto the green. Finally, I heard the announcer call him sparkling [...]

Uncle Junior Sings The Best National Anthem

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I went to game 1 of the Yankees-Sox yesterday afternoon and not only was a treated to seeing Johnny Pesky number hung in right field, but I also got to see Dominic Chianese, Uncle Junior from the Sopranos, sing one of the best versions of the national anthem I have ever heard. This comes days [...]

Johnny Gomes, What’s Dioner Navarro’s Dick Taste Like?

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When their not busy tag-teaming Coco Crisp, it seems that Johnny Gomes like to drink his Stud Light from the sack protector of his catcher, Dioner Navarro, according to Big League Stew. Apparently, Joe Maddon also partook, but did he take off those glasses that make him look like he should be sipping a latte [...]

Matt Millen, Boyz II Men, Profanity

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Here is a link to Tirico Suave, who had a little something to say to Matt Millen in the form of some mid 90s R&B mixed in with some movie references. Well said Tirico and for you as a Lions fan, may god have mercy on your soul.

The Rank: Vendors

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The Best

1. Peanut Guy – Peanuts have been a staple of sporting events for a long time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be paid to throw objects at [...]

One Of The Girls Next Door Prefers Third String Receivers to An 81 Year Old Icon

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I saw this on Hot Clicks, which included a link to Tyler Durden so I had to check out the latest news that will soon be showing up on E!. Looks like Kendra has moved on from the mansion and into the bed of a third year vet from New Mexico, Hank Baskett. The real [...]

Mike Tomlin: Dey Know

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It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second job that he’s damn good at. . . Take a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin
and i quote tomlin from his single . . .
M.T. . . I got flavor
Cuz you know the kid got paper
Street thug but I can be tailored
Every now and then i might [...]

The Second Coming’s Birthday

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Happy Birthday, you old bastard. . .
I’d like to introduce myself to all of the disciples, I’m the MESSIAH, and i’ll be your holy ghost from here on out . . .
So I’m livin here in Cleveland while I’m going to law school, and the crap I read and see about Ohio State and the Cleveland [...]

Guy Catches Fire At Carnoustie

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Okay, it didn’t happen on the championship course and he didn’t even play at all, a guy was actually on fire, and not like Denzel, at the 11th tee on the Buddon Course at Carnoustie. The greenskeeper who spotted the burning body had this to say to the Scottish Sun, “I got a fright. I [...]

Believe Merch Gets Ruthless And An Old Song Called Tom’s Brady’s A C#nt

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Here’s the link to believemerch.com which is a site with some pretty good Steelers apparel, not to mention a shirt that Tom Brady fans wont’s really appreciate. Also, here is a song that WDVE Pittsburgh made before the 2004 AFC Championship game that I feel needs posting.
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Bernard Pollard Gets Low After Injuring Tom Brady

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Okay so this is video is from Hard Knocks, but you can only imagine what went on in the Chiefs locker room after taking out Tom Brady. There was definitely some Soldier Boy going down.
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