Plaxico Makes Like That Guy From 8 Mile And Shoots Himself
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This news is old, I know. However, the comparison had to be made to Cheddar Bob from the film classic 8 Mile. Thanks for helping my fantasy team Plax.
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Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President
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I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. [...]
Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
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The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him. Really, I just wanted to see if he was [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 11/23
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Rihanna performing on the American Music Awards, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Mr. Irrelevant – Wait, The Redskins Had An Actual Mascot
Empty the Bench – The NBA’s Most Depressing Players of 2008-09
The Sports Culture – The Many Gang Sings [...]
Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive
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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]
Who Does Tyler Hansbrough Think He Is?
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In looking for a picture of that hideous suit that Tyler Hansbrough was wearing last night, I came across this post by The Dagger. They made a great observation that the reigning player of the year resembles a Biloxi Pit Boss. I would have to agree with that, but I would definitely have to say [...]
Manny On The Hills
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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]
Steve Nash Is Faster Than Sharks
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Steve Nash is once again underrated in something else, his comedic abilities. There are a series of these videos bbut this one is the best entirely because of the swimming with sharks line. Although maybe Steve is just jumping on this funny canadians thing that Seth Rogen started.
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Hank Steinbrenner’s Facebook Page
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Click on photo to enlarge, there is text. And yes, that is Chili Davis on Hank’s friend list.
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not an All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad [...]
Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
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First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.
Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco.  Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore? He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he [...]
Tom Coughlin’s Alter-Ego
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I am not proud of this find, feast your eyes on Tom Coughlin and his possible offspring, a possum.
When Sports Meet Gay Robot
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Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
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Hockey Is Once Again, Good For Something
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I had a post back in January that featured an car commerical with Max Talbot and Evgeni Malkin. Now, thanks to Sean Leahy’s Going Five Hole, I can now post a new version that shows Talbot trying to throw it in some girl behind the counter. Enjoy.
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