Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.

Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco.   Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore?  He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he is convinced that being such a hard ass can win games.  Personally, i was hoping Vernon Davis would’ve mooned him after catching that TD pass last night, or slugged him in the face after taking off his helmet.

Singletary proved how much of an idiot he is by calling 2 running plays from outside of the 2 yd line in the last 20 seconds of the 4th quarter.  But hey, he likes “smashmouth” football, which is very impressive, almost as impressive as the FULLBACK DIVE to michael robinson.  Mike Martz clearly had nothing to do with that playcall, which i was happy about because I hope everyone who was watching the game got to see how much of an asshole Singletary is.

He made a ton of money as a motivational speaker after he quit playing, which also confuses me b/c I think he’s a complete joke.  It took him forever to finally get a head coaching job, and maybe it was just b/c he’s a complete idiot.  I hope he loses every damn game he coaches.

In 49ers, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, TV Nov 11th, 2008 | No Discussion |

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