Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not be re-instated so easily, I just think he pulling a little flip flop after all of that election talk over recent weeks.

Let me set the scene for you, Mr. Commissioner sits down on his couch and picks up the most recent issue of People magazine, which depicts Hugh Jackman as their latest “Sexiest Man Alive.” Goodell began to ponder who he thought was the sexiest man alive and since George Clooney took the spot a couple of years ago, he decided to go with Pacman and for this reason, let him back into the league. In lieu of this occasion I, the Second Coming, have created a cover issue for the coffeetable in the league office and more importantly, for Roger Goodell bathroom.

In Cowboys, Crime, Drugs, Issues, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Print, Sex Nov 20th, 2008 | 1 Comment |

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One Response to “Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive”

  1. amanda on December 7th, 2009 12:03 pm

    all i have to say is he is not the sexiest player on the dallas cowboys. my friend Brenda wants to know if she can have you number if you can just email her at my email address: Manda_sexymama@yahoo.com

    thank you!!!!!!!

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