The new VH1 show, Tool Academy premiered last night and lived up to the hype. From ridiculous sayings to made up names like M.E.G.A. (Makes Every Girl Aroused) this program is at the apex of modern day television genius. However, in watching the show, I couldn’t help but think about one specific person who casting overlooked. His name is Jeff Reed and when he’s not kicking field goals, he’s out beating the guts of Duquesne co-eds. I just wanted to officially throw Quadzilla’s name out there, so that when the next season begins casting, this travesty can be avoided.

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No offense to this guy in the picture. I’m sure he gets lots of girls. But he definitely looks like a Tool!
Sorry bar guy. Your just a Tool!