The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went

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Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to [...]

In Alcohol, College, Drugs, Fringe Sports, Issues, Media, Sex, Swimming February 11, 2009 

Talk About A Party Foul

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It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.

In Crime, Drugs, ESPN, Issues, Media, TV February 10, 2009 

Y2J Punches A Girl

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I don;t know the story behind this scene, but it got pretty ugly when some fans started to get in the face of Chris Jericho of the WWE. There were some pretty good heckles thrown out there like Monday Night Jackoff, but when he sticks a girl with a quick right, you know that some [...]

In Internet, Media, WWE February 9, 2009 

Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler

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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are  few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]

In Announcers, Bulls, Crime, Issues, MLB, Media, NBA, Phillies, Rockets, Sex, TV February 4, 2009 

Michael Jackson And Troy Polamalu Have The Same Voice

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Here are a couple interviews, one each for the King of Pop and the Steeler safety respectively. The first is of Jacko doing what he does best, being creepy and off-putting. The second is of Polamalu on the 700 Club, where he probably had a leg-press competition with Pat Robertson. Watch these two videos and [...]

In Audio, Internet, Media, Music, NFL, Pop Culture, Steelers, TV February 3, 2009 

Steeler Fight Song Discussion

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The Steeler Fight Song has been taking some bashing following their 6th Championship, and to tell you the truth it’s pretty terrible. However, the sheer number of songs that come out of Pittsburgh is incredible. Basically, I just wanted to post the best sports  song ever created. It was played before the AFC Championship back [...]

In Audio, Media, NFL, Patriots, Radio, Steelers February 3, 2009 

Superbowl Update: Cal Ripken And Pat Riley Drink Together

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I was out last night at Champion’s in downtown Tampa and spotted a few big names in the sporting world. First it was Gary Sheffield with a 10-person entourage in tow. He was managing to fend off some middle aged autographed seekers in order to take as many pictures with girls as possible. Later however [...]

In Alcohol, Fashion, Heat, Issues, Knicks, Lakers, MLB, NBA, Orioles February 1, 2009 

What Kind Of Loser Made This?

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Here is a link from Galactic Binder, and yes this is a site devoted entirely to Star Wars. It’s their Top 10 Star Wars-Sports Crossovers. The list is pretty classic, but there is definitely way to much George Lucas for me. That guy is the definition of a sketch. Also, how many times a day [...]

In Blog, Film, Internet, Media, Pop Culture February 1, 2009