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Feb. 11, 2009 Leave a Comment
Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to wear speedos)
Feb. 10, 2009 Leave a Comment
It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.
Feb. 9, 2009 Leave a Comment
I don;t know the story behind this scene, but it got pretty ugly when some fans started to get in the face of Chris Jericho of the WWE. There were some pretty good heckles thrown out there like Monday Night Jackoff, but when he sticks a girl with a quick right, you know that some line was crossed. Let’s see how Vince works this story into the script.
Feb. 4, 2009 Leave a Comment
Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than Brett Myers’ wife.
3. Yao Ming’s dropping loads all over Andres Nocioni.
Feb. 3, 2009 Leave a Comment
Here are a couple interviews, one each for the King of Pop and the Steeler safety respectively. The first is of Jacko doing what he does best, being creepy and off-putting. The second is of Polamalu on the 700 Club, where he probably had a leg-press competition with Pat Robertson. Watch these two videos and you will notice that their voices are eerily similar. Hopefully Troy doesn’t start sleeping with other people’s kids in his bed. That might be a tough one to talk about in the lockerroom, which is oddly enough one place that MJ would pay to be.
Feb. 3, 2009 6 Comments
The Steeler Fight Song has been taking some bashing following their 6th Championship, and to tell you the truth it’s pretty terrible. However, the sheer number of songs that come out of Pittsburgh is incredible. Basically, I just wanted to post the best sports song ever created. It was played before the AFC Championship back in 2004 on WDVE. It is eloquently titled Tom Brady’s a Cunt. And yes I have posted this before.
[audio:http://thisisgodgiven.com/files/2008/09/tom-bradys-a-cnt.mp3]
Feb. 1, 2009 Leave a Comment
I was out last night at Champion’s in downtown Tampa and spotted a few big names in the sporting world. First it was Gary Sheffield with a 10-person entourage in tow. He was managing to fend off some middle aged autographed seekers in order to take as many pictures with girls as possible. Later however as the bar was closing, I not a certain bronzed, slick-haired indivual stroll past straight to the back of the bar. It just so happened to be P Riles and a entourage of his own (fat middle aged white guys). Aside from the sportcoat mafia he was with, I noticed one more man stroll past. My eyes couldn’t help, but stare as the living myth himself, an immortal, Cal Ripken Jr. worked his way to the back of the bar to have a few drinks with Mr. Three-Peat. There could have been a ton of different topics thrown around in their conversation last night, but I think I’m banking that Riley was just throwing out fashion tips left and right.
Feb. 1, 2009 Leave a Comment
Here is a link from Galactic Binder, and yes this is a site devoted entirely to Star Wars. It’s their Top 10 Star Wars-Sports Crossovers. The list is pretty classic, but there is definitely way to much George Lucas for me. That guy is the definition of a sketch. Also, how many times a day do you think the writer of this post beats off to Princess Leia in that metal bikini from Return of the Jedi. Let’s just say that the amount can only be achieved by using the Force and an absurd amount of hotel body lotion.
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