The Other Side Of College Sports

April 22, 2009   Leave a Comment  

This comes from Collegehumor and is classic.

Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must be very careful about which sports you play on the weekends. Here is what you are saying when you pick your sport in college.

Ultimate Frisbee

Soccer

Football (if played in high school)

Football (if didn’t play in high school)

Table Tennis

Lacrosse

Golf

Yachting

Rugby

Unicycle

6-Year-Old: Most Likely To Commit Suicide

April 13, 2009   Leave a Comment  

I just came back from the bar so, enough said. However, you can only imagine the amount of beer that she is going to make unsuspected college co-eds drink when she comes to America for a real education. Hopefully, her ping pong skills will not lead to a life of gambling, sex and alcohol. Man, I can’t wait for the next John Daly.

Jobu Is Pleased

April 9, 2009   Leave a Comment  

Taking a page out of Major League, a high school baseball team in Tampa recently killed a snake and buried on their field to hopefully turn around their season. The coach of the team was present and has since been removed from his position.The greatest thing would be if PETA started showing up at this team’s games living their new slogan, I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur. krupamediumuk72