The History Of Online Poker

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How did online poker get started? While some of those who are newer to poker may feel as if online poker has always existed, the reality is that online poker is a relatively new phenomenon. The Internet has only been available for commercial use for a couple of decades, and the technology for conventional online [...]

In This is God Given February 24, 2010 

A Day in the Life: Detective Roc Hoover

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7 AM: Roll over in bed and say to my wife, “You’ve gotta ask yourself one question, do you know what it’s like to play in the National Football League?”

7:01 AM: My wife responds by kicking me in the groin after realizing that I pissed in the bed again. Yet another flashback to [...]

In Broncos, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Redskins, TV January 29, 2009 

Blue Magic

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“What’s with this outfit? You know what it says? You wanna know what it says? Arrest me!”

Five minutes after this picture, Tomlin was seen carrying 50 equipment bags to a pick-up truck on the runway.  Darryl Strawberry and Doc Gooden were ridin and packin shotgun.  Pedro Gomez was at the scene and reported that it [...]

In Film, Look-A-Like, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Steelers January 26, 2009 

More Annoying Lists

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Because of the demand for more annoying lists,  I’d be honored to share the 2 most annoying NFL analysts/color commentators/pregame hosts.  It was pretty hard to narrow the impressive field.  This one’s for you Billy Owen.  By the way, next time you decide to point out mistakes and criticize, why don’t you make sure that you spell [...]

In Announcers, Blog, Comedy, ESPN, Internet, Media, Radio, TV January 15, 2009 

Mike Singletary, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes

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First off, he’s a spin-off of Carl Winslow.
Now i’m gonna have to give my opinion on Singletary b/c he’s been pissing off and annoying me ever since he’s taken over in San Francisco.   Can somebody tell him that it’s not the ’70’s and ’80’s anymore?  He’s proving that the game has passed him by, but he [...]

In 49ers, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, TV November 11, 2008 

Mike Tomlin: Dey Know

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It turns out Mike Tomlin has a second job that he’s damn good at. . . Take a look at rapper Shawty Lo compared to Tomlin
and i quote tomlin from his single . . .
M.T. . . I got flavor
Cuz you know the kid got paper
Street thug but I can be tailored
Every now and then i might [...]

In Look-A-Like, Media, Music, NFL, Steelers September 15, 2008 

The Second Coming’s Birthday

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Happy Birthday, you old bastard. . .
I’d like to introduce myself to all of the disciples, I’m the MESSIAH, and i’ll be your holy ghost from here on out . . .
So I’m livin here in Cleveland while I’m going to law school, and the crap I read and see about Ohio State and the Cleveland [...]

In Browns, College, College Football, Media, NFL, Print, The Ohio State University, This is God Given September 12, 2008