College Coaches: Instant Fixes and Duds
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With the Inauguration of President Obama and the instant fix to the economy, unemployment, Middle East conflict, and War on Terror that comes with his presidency, we have decided to take a look at college coaches at major programs and the instant results that were supposed to come with their hirings.
Notre Dame Football- Charlie Weis
Charlie [...]
Mr. Pittsnogle Molding Minds In West Virginia
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Here’s a story from the Dagger detailing the current life of the biggest scrub in the history of college basketball. Kevin Pittsnogle came out of nowhere and baffled all sports fans with his deep range and slow feet. From the day you broke onto the scene, it was easy to tell that he epitomized all [...]
BMaze-ing Puts On
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Three Strikes and Out was onto Bobby Maze back in May, but I hadn’t heard or seen his skills until now. Just watching BMaze on the court you think AI and it seems that he has the same aspirations. After leaving Oklahoma at the request of the team, Maze ended up at Tennessee with Bruce [...]
“What Things Can They Do”
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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]
Who Does Tyler Hansbrough Think He Is?
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In looking for a picture of that hideous suit that Tyler Hansbrough was wearing last night, I came across this post by The Dagger. They made a great observation that the reigning player of the year resembles a Biloxi Pit Boss. I would have to agree with that, but I would definitely have to say [...]
My Future Child
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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not an All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad [...]
Brandon Jennings’ European Vacation
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Brandon Jennings has finally made the decision that he will play next season in Europe, rather than waiting for the outcome of a third college entrance exam. I think that they should do a reality show on B-Jen. It would be ridiculous to see a guy try and interact with people and teammates in a [...]
What Is Next?
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After hearing about Marvin Harrison over the weekend, I began to wonder of some other possible incidences that you would not expect to hear involving some well-behaved athletes. The Sports Hernia had the best possibilities, but here are some potential headlines of my own:
Mike Kryzewski being investigated for crimes involving a hardcore porn website he owns.
Tim Tebow [...]
Speedo Guy Has Two Words For You
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I just caught this story while doing nothing at work, apparently the Speedo Guy that they always throw on tv was caught in the act of a crotch chop. Yes, a straight up Shawn Michaels, Road Dog Jesse James, Bad-Ass Billy Gunn, Triple H, X-Pac, Degeneration X, style crotch chop. Also, professional bowler Pete Weber [...]
Droppin’ Loads All Over The Library
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Stanley Pringle. That is a funny name. You know what is even funnier? He got caught and arrested for whacking off in the the library at Penn State. Yes, whacking off as in masturbation.
Stanley Pringle is the point guard for the often over-looked Penn State basketball team, which is a long way from the NCAA [...]
Crean Of The Crop
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Hopefully, by now you know that I do not really like just posting about sports news, but I couldn’t help myself from using that headline. This hire was surprising and needed as Indiana is on the verge of falling below obscurity with the possible loss of all five starters and two recruits. Tom Crean is [...]


