College Coaches: Instant Fixes and Duds

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With the Inauguration of President Obama and the instant fix to the economy, unemployment, Middle East conflict, and War on Terror that comes with his presidency, we have decided to take a look at college coaches at major programs and the instant results that were supposed to come with their hirings.
Notre Dame Football- Charlie Weis

Charlie [...]

In College, College Basketball, College Football, University of Alabama, University of California, Los Angeles, University of Florida, University of Kentucky, University of Michigan, University of North Carolina, University of Notre Dame January 19, 2009 

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog – Why [...]

In Blog, College Football, ESPN, Film, Golf, Internet, MLB, Media, Music, NBA, NFL, NHL, Pop Culture, Print, Sunday Dumb Day, TV, This is God Given, University of Tennessee, Women December 14, 2008 

My Future Child

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Although it may be a few years away, because I am not an All-American, I have mapped out a plan in grooming and training an athlete that will make Spike from Little Giants look like his favorite show is Beauty and the Geek. Oh wait, he was on that show so it’s probably a bad [...]

In College Baseball, College Basketball, College Football, Draft, High School, MLB, NBA, NFL, Pop Culture, This is God Given November 15, 2008 

When Sports Meet Gay Robot

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Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
NEW – Gay Robot – DELETED SCENE!!

In College, College Football, Comedy, Internet, Issues, Media, Pop Culture, Sex November 6, 2008 

Real Fans Pour Natty Ice On Their Faces To Help With The Sting Of Mace

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I’ve heard a bunch of stories about the Penn State fiasco following their win over OSU, but none comes close to one account. I found this photo on the Centre Daily and it depicts real fans trying to quell their mace problems with some drops of the coveted Natty Ice. This is a bold move [...]

In Alcohol, College, College Football, Issues, Penn State University October 28, 2008 

Joe Pa Sounds Constipated

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I saw this commercial a while ago when I was up in State College for a game and couldn’t find it online anywhere. This ad features the coaches of the Big Ten giving their recruitment pitches, but one coach seems to stand out above the rest and this is the same man whose team stands [...]

In College, College Football, Penn State University October 27, 2008 

Travis Henry Wants To Star In Blow 2

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The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing [...]

In Broncos, College, College Football, Drugs, Issues, NFL, Sex, University of Tennessee October 1, 2008 

The Second Coming’s Birthday

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Happy Birthday, you old bastard. . .
I’d like to introduce myself to all of the disciples, I’m the MESSIAH, and i’ll be your holy ghost from here on out . . .
So I’m livin here in Cleveland while I’m going to law school, and the crap I read and see about Ohio State and the Cleveland [...]

In Browns, College, College Football, Media, NFL, Print, The Ohio State University, This is God Given September 12, 2008 

Tennessee Is Some Snitches

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This is pretty old, but I have never seen it before. Also, it really reminds me of the AI “Practice” press conference. This guy has more hate for Tennessee than Miley Cyrus has for Selena Gomez.
▶ YouTube –

In College, College Football, Pop Culture, University of Alabama, University of Tennessee August 6, 2008 

Joey Heisman Is Finally Getting Some Recognition

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I saw this on Deuce of Davenport this morning and it just made me laugh as hard as I did last night watching Baby Borrowers. Chase Stuart from pro-football-reference.com has updated his list of the worst quarterbacks of all-time with Big Joey at the head of the class. He gives the former Duck a little [...]

In College, College Football, Dolphins, Falcons, Lions, NFL, University of Oregon June 26, 2008 

Tebow Makes Like A Mohel

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While browsing my best blog on the face of the Earth, With Leather, I came across this story from the Orlando Sentinel. The story detailed some of the missionary work that Heisman Trophy winner, Tim Tebow, has been doing in the Philippines. This missionary work included aiding some medics in removing teeth, performing stitches and [...]

In College Football, University of Florida May 5, 2008 

What Is Next?

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After hearing about Marvin Harrison over the weekend, I began to wonder of some other possible incidences that you would not expect to hear involving some well-behaved athletes. The Sports Hernia had the best possibilities, but here are some potential headlines of my own:
Mike Kryzewski being investigated for crimes involving a hardcore porn website he owns.
Tim Tebow [...]

In College Basketball, College Football, MLB, NBA, NFL May 5, 2008 

Darren McFadden Should Be on Maury

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Over the past few months, thousands of NFL prospects have been evaluated not only on their abilities, but also on their families situations and their character issues. One player in particular has been in the spotlight more than others, his name is Darren McFadden, and probably unlike many players, his off-field concerns might be garnering [...]

In College, College Football, Cowboys, NFL, University of Arkansas April 25, 2008 

Allison Stokke, Ooo Daddy Likey

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This is Allison Stokke, you might remember her story from about a year ago, but it is worth rehashing because of the sheer existence of this photo. She is a pole-vaulting star from California who received much unwanted attention on the internet after this exact photo was posted on some blog. Her Dad, also wasn’t [...]

In College, College Football, Internet, Media, Pole Vault, University of California April 14, 2008 

The Saga That Is Kevin Hart

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I wanted to wait until most of this story came out before writing about it and finally think that it is time. By now, hopefully you have heard of Kevin Hart, the 6’5” 290 pound lineman from Nevada, who concocted his own recruiting battle over the past six months. The high school senior’s decision came [...]

In College, College Football, High School, NFL, University of California February 11, 2008 

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