Tebow Makes Like A Mohel

May 5, 2008   1 Comment  

n2011324438224044513xv9.jpgWhile browsing my best blog on the face of the Earth, With Leather, I came across this story from the Orlando Sentinel. The story detailed some of the missionary work that Heisman Trophy winner, Tim Tebow, has been doing in the Philippines. This missionary work included aiding some medics in removing teeth, performing stitches and circumcisions. Here is an excerpt, “Tebow helped with the last few circumcisions, growing more comfortable with each one.” Word is still out on how Tebow’s stacked girlfriend feels about this new skill.

What Is Next?

May 5, 2008   Leave a Comment  

After hearing about Marvin Harrison over the weekend, I began to wonder of some other possible incidences that you would not expect to hear involving some well-behaved athletes. The Sports Hernia had the best possibilities, but here are some potential headlines of my own:

Mike Kryzewski being investigated for crimes involving a hardcore porn website he owns.

Tim Tebow found running prostitution ring for Heisman voters.

Jason Varitek arrested after flipping car in Boston Celtics Championship riots.

Eric Mangini on the take from one of the Five Families.

Brett Favre repeatedly jaywalks at the one-stoplight in city of Green Bay.

Though not a crime, Shonda Schilling starts own blog, 38bitches.com, to complain about famous husband while he plays Counter Strike.

Darren McFadden Should Be on Maury

April 25, 2008   1 Comment  

2416491_231_full.jpgOver the past few months, thousands of NFL prospects have been evaluated not only on their abilities, but also on their families situations and their character issues. One player in particular has been in the spotlight more than others, his name is Darren McFadden, and probably unlike many players, his off-field concerns might be garnering a larger spotlight than his talents. Hopefully, you saw the little interview special McFadden had with ESPN’s Michael Smith. Many personal topics were up for discussion, here’s a little rundown:

1. He has been in two bar brawls in the since 2006 – One involving a brother’s argument with a bouncer, the other involving someone that tried to steal another brother’s car

2. He has brother’s that were in rival gangs – none other than the Bloods and the Crips

3. He has two illegitimate children, for which he has claimed responsibility for without ever having a blood test

On top of all of this, his mother has come out and said that she did not want him to be drafted by the Jets or Raiders for fear of the cities being too big. She also proclaimed that she would love to see Darren end up in Dallas. So, Darren McFadden’s mother wants him to end up in Dallas with none other than Pac Man Jones as a possible teammate, coupled with the inevitable scene from Gangland with his two brothers, while possibly also preparing for the next installment of paternity tests on Maury.(I hope he uses a future end-zone celebration if “he is not the father”) Oh, and she added that they plan to move the whole family in with Darren, that is 11 siblings, a number high enough for my stylebook to tell me I have to write the actual digits and not the words.

Allison Stokke, Ooo Daddy Likey

April 14, 2008   Leave a Comment  

This is Allison Stokke, you might remember her story from about a year ago, but it is worth rehashing because of the sheer existence of this photo. She is a pole-vaulting star from California who received much unwanted attention on the internet after this exact photo was posted on some blog. Her Dad, also wasn’t helping to keep the attention minimal. So, why did I throw this up here now? Well, I was sitting in my living room a few days ago and looked over at my roommates computer that he had set on the coffee table and noticed the photo in question as his background. Remembering the story behind the photo, I asked him why he had that up there and his response was, “I don’t know, some pole-vaulter and she’s banging.” I laughed and thought that they should add that to her bio for Cal where she will be beginning her college career in the next couple weeks. I’m giving it until about late October before she getting down with Nate Longshore, or more like Brock Mansion, since he’s not Mormon and doesn’t have a pitiful blog.

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The Saga That Is Kevin Hart

Feb. 11, 2008   Leave a Comment  

I wanted to wait until most of this story came out before writing about it and finally think that it is time. By now, hopefully you have heard of Kevin Hart, the 6’5” 290 pound lineman from Nevada, who concocted his own recruiting battle over the past six months. The high school senior’s decision came down to the Cal Golden Bears and the Oregon Ducks in front of a packed gymnasium as well as family, friends and coaches. Hart ended up picking up the Cal hat and stating that Coach Tedford was a main reason for his choice, however Tedford had never spoken to or recruited the 18 year old. The backlash came swiftly as news of the choice hit recruiting websites with numerous coaches bluntly saying that they had never recruited him. Originally it was thought that someone was playing a cruel joke on the teen, which would have been hilarious, but it came out the Hart just made it all up himself, which is just sad. This kid was just another one of those high school athletes in a small town that really wasn’t that special even though everyone else thought he was. Hart ego was so taken over that he went as far as pulling off this entire hoax, which may even leave his coach without a job. Personally, this kid deserves everything that is coming to him by taking something away from those high school athletes who truly deserve the spotlight. This storyline is just aching to be written into an episode of Friday Night Lights, as long as the best show on television comes back for another season. The worst part is that Hart is standing up to the scrutiny; he hasn’t been back to school and is not talking to reporters. Once again, the “Small Town Superstar” still can’t face the music and refuses to realize what high school is all about, getting an education and learning how to grow up. So, here’s to Kevin Hart, keep feeling bad for yourself because no one cares. You were an offensive guard from a small town in Nevada that no one really cared about, make your way over to your town’s community college, leave after a couple semesters of failure and good luck working in some kind of factory for the rest of your life. The good thing is, you won’t be able to get out of the town that led you to believe you could play with the real superstars.

P.S. You know something that really sucks, this whole situation is going to get blamed on the current system of recruiting, which is excitement, promise and despair all rolled into one. Every player is like their own movie and I like watching. So, please don’t dwell on the way things work, dwell on the fact that this kid needs to grow up.

 

Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

Dec. 25, 2007   Leave a Comment  

Here is your Christmas present from the Posterboy, a little throwback to the 7th Floor Crew. This song was recorded by a few members of the Miami Hurricane football teamGreg Olsen that included Jon Beason and Greg Olsen back in 2003. It includes this line from the current Chicago Bear tight end, “What’s your name, G-Reg. What you do, get head.” Classic and perfect for Christmas time.