The Most Obvious Mock Draft Pick Of All-Time
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This comes from Chad Ford’s latest mock draft and had to be the easiest speculation that he has ever made. Here is the rundown of how the Utah Jazz fill their roster.
1. Look for whitest American (ex. Matt Harpring)
2. Find white Foreigner (ex. Mehmet Okur, AK47)
3. Find black guy who went to a good school [...]
The Other Side Of College Sports
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This comes from Collegehumor and is classic.
Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must [...]
The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went
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Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to [...]
College Coaches: Instant Fixes and Duds
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With the Inauguration of President Obama and the instant fix to the economy, unemployment, Middle East conflict, and War on Terror that comes with his presidency, we have decided to take a look at college coaches at major programs and the instant results that were supposed to come with their hirings.
Notre Dame Football- Charlie Weis
Charlie [...]
Mr. Pittsnogle Molding Minds In West Virginia
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Here’s a story from the Dagger detailing the current life of the biggest scrub in the history of college basketball. Kevin Pittsnogle came out of nowhere and baffled all sports fans with his deep range and slow feet. From the day you broke onto the scene, it was easy to tell that he epitomized all [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 1/18
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews [...]
BMaze-ing Puts On
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Three Strikes and Out was onto Bobby Maze back in May, but I hadn’t heard or seen his skills until now. Just watching BMaze on the court you think AI and it seems that he has the same aspirations. After leaving Oklahoma at the request of the team, Maze ended up at Tennessee with Bruce [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog – Why [...]
“What Things Can They Do”
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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]
Who Does Tyler Hansbrough Think He Is?
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In looking for a picture of that hideous suit that Tyler Hansbrough was wearing last night, I came across this post by The Dagger. They made a great observation that the reigning player of the year resembles a Biloxi Pit Boss. I would have to agree with that, but I would definitely have to say [...]
When Sports Meet Gay Robot
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Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
NEW – Gay Robot – DELETED SCENE!!
Real Fans Pour Natty Ice On Their Faces To Help With The Sting Of Mace
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I’ve heard a bunch of stories about the Penn State fiasco following their win over OSU, but none comes close to one account. I found this photo on the Centre Daily and it depicts real fans trying to quell their mace problems with some drops of the coveted Natty Ice. This is a bold move [...]
Joe Pa Sounds Constipated
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I saw this commercial a while ago when I was up in State College for a game and couldn’t find it online anywhere. This ad features the coaches of the Big Ten giving their recruitment pitches, but one coach seems to stand out above the rest and this is the same man whose team stands [...]
Travis Henry Wants To Star In Blow 2
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The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing [...]
The Second Coming’s Birthday
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Happy Birthday, you old bastard. . .
I’d like to introduce myself to all of the disciples, I’m the MESSIAH, and i’ll be your holy ghost from here on out . . .
So I’m livin here in Cleveland while I’m going to law school, and the crap I read and see about Ohio State and the Cleveland [...]


