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Real Fans Pour Natty Ice On Their Faces To Help With The Sting Of Mace

The Second Coming — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:19:18 +0000

I’ve heard a bunch of stories about the Penn State fiasco following their win over OSU, but none comes close to one account. I found this photo on the Centre Daily and it depicts real fans trying to quell their mace problems with some drops of the coveted Natty Ice. This is a bold move and should be commended by the entire college community.

Joe Pa Sounds Constipated

The Second Coming — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:34:01 +0000

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I saw this commercial a while ago when I was up in State College for a game and couldn’t find it online anywhere. This ad features the coaches of the Big Ten giving their recruitment pitches, but one coach seems to stand out above the rest and this is the same man whose team stands atop the conference. After watching the ad though, it seems like Joe Pa needs to get his colon looked at or something.

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Droppin’ Loads All Over The Library

The Second Coming — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:43:09 +0000

Stanley Pringle. That is a funny name. You know what is even funnier? He got caught and arrested for whacking off in the the library at Penn State. Yes, whacking off as in masturbation.

Stanley Pringle is the point guard for the often over-looked Penn State basketball team, which is a long way from the NCAA tourney upset days of Calvin Booth. The story goes that Pringle walked up to a girl in the library stacks and tried to start a conversation with her. When she did not engage in the conversation, Pringle sat down behind her and began to pleasure himself. He has been officially charged with lewdness and disorderly conduct.

I kind of wish that people cared about Penn State basketball because the opposing team fans could be ruthless. My true wish however would have been for Pringle to be yelling some Nick Manning calls while in the act.

This story also reminds me of a classic that involved the late Eddie Griffin of Seton Hall, the Houston Rockets and the Minnesota Timberwolves. Here’s a little except via wikipedia:

On March 30, 2006, Griffin was involved in a car crash. Witnesses and friends stated that he was watching a pornographic movie on a DVD in his vehicle, and was masturbating while driving. After the accident, Griffin entered a nearby convenience store. The store’s security camera recorded video of Griffin repeatedly saying he was drunk, that he didn’t have a driver’s license, and pleading with the man whose SUV he crashed into, offering to buy him a new car in exchange for not calling the police. Police eventually did arrive, however, but allegedly did not require Griffin to submit to a breathalyzer test or field sobriety test. An investigation was conducted to determine if the officers violated standard protocol in light of Griffin’s celebrity status.

So, overall Stanley, someone did it better. Also, the best comment I have seen about this story is “Once you pop, you can’t stop.”