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BMaze-ing Puts On

The Second Coming — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:07:57 +0000

Three Strikes and Out was onto Bobby Maze back in May, but I hadn’t heard or seen his skills until now. Just watching BMaze on the court you think AI and it seems that he has the same aspirations. After leaving Oklahoma at the request of the team, Maze ended up at Tennessee with Bruce Pearl and Tyler Smith’s well-cropped eyebrows. Maze doesn’t even shy away from the AI comparison by calling himself “the solution” at the beginning of this freestyle. Yes, I said freestyle and he is definitely no AI when it comes to spitting. This is apparent with Allen’s line, “cheese in my pocket, pulling out on these bitches like Tubbs and Crockett.” To tell you the truth, there is just one thing missing from BMaze’s video and that is a Bruce Pearl cameo, that has to be the next step in his recruiting barrage. Now I finally have something to look forward to when it comes to the future of the NBA. Forget Dwight Howard and D Wade. I want BMaze bankrolled and with an album produced by TruWarier and the genius that is Mr. Artest. I can’t believe ESPN came out with that NEXT issue and forgot to include this talent. The leader must be getting ahead of themselves.

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

The Second Coming — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 07:00:59 +0000

As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this weekâ€™s wrap-up.

Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs

Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell

PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart

Moondog – Why I Hate Marko Jaric

Tailgating Ideas – Layla Kiffin Looks Like A Porn Star

Hugging Harold Reynolds – Q-Tip to Leitch: Yo, What The Scenario

Awful Announcing – Wilbon: “Threesomes Keep It Interesting”

FanDome – Barry Sanders Has A Son…

Busted Coverage – Cuff ‘Em: Top 20 Sports Related Arrests of 2008

Travis Henry Wants To Star In Blow 2

The Second Coming — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:42:03 +0000

The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing that Henry took that suspension for a 3rd positive weed test so seriously. Also, it’s probably better that he will be spending time in the clink, away from his 9 illegitimate kids. They weren’t getting their child support anyway.

Tennessee Is Some Snitches

The Second Coming — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:34:22 +0000

This is pretty old, but I have never seen it before. Also, it really reminds me of the AI “Practice” press conference. This guy has more hate for Tennessee than Miley Cyrus has for Selena Gomez.