Mr. Pittsnogle Molding Minds In West Virginia

The Second Coming — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:48:41 +0000

Here’s a story from the Dagger detailing the current life of the biggest scrub in the history of college basketball. Kevin Pittsnogle came out of nowhere and baffled all sports fans with his deep range and slow feet. From the day you broke onto the scene, it was easy to tell that he epitomized all that was West Virginia. He had what every man in West Virginia dreams about, an early marriage, kids and uncertain future. He did actually go to college though so I have give him some cred. The last I heard about Pittsnogle was that he was playing for the Pittsburgh Xplosion of the CBA and to tell you the truth, that team name is the gayest thing to come out of Pittsburgh since Andy Warhol.Anyway, the Dagger reported that Big Pitts is teaching middle school and is working as an assistant coach in his hometown. Oh yeah, he’s up to 300 pounds and is living in a trailer as well. They need to send the My Name is Earl writers down there right now to get some new story ideas. To tell you the truth, it’s a travesty because this wedding picture just screamed potential.

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Mr. Pittsnogle Molding Minds In West Virginia