The Other Side Of College Sports
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This comes from Collegehumor and is classic.
Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must [...]
6-Year-Old: Most Likely To Commit Suicide
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I just came back from the bar so, enough said. However, you can only imagine the amount of beer that she is going to make unsuspected college co-eds drink when she comes to America for a real education. Hopefully, her ping pong skills will not lead to a life of gambling, sex and alcohol. Man, [...]
The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went
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Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to [...]
Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt
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I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple [...]
Was He On MTV’s True Life?
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I fell into some cash lately and was looking for a way to make it exciting and I came across the upcoming fight this weekend between Rich Franklin and Dan Henderson. I figured UFC betting was the way to go because for a while now I have been under the assumption that Rich Franklin was [...]
Volleyball Player Provides Opportunity For Porn One-Liner
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This guy takes in off the face better than Tabitha Stevens.
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Phelps’ Ain’t Got Shit On The Decathlon
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Bryan Clay of the decathlon is latest to come out and try to take a dump on the Michael Phelps hype. In the meantime, gold medalist Clay declares himself to be the world’s greatest athlete because of the range of skills that he had show on the world’s greatest stage. I’m just trying to figure [...]
Phelps To Host SNL
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Michael Phelps is going to be making his acting debut Sep. 13 on Saturday Night Live. The musical guest is Lil’ Wayne, the best rapper alive should have been the host in my opinion. I’m just waiting to see which SNL featured player dons some speedos.
What Usain?
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Usain Bolt entertained with a Hulk Hogan pose before demolishing his own world record, while also taking it easier than that couple in the Corona commercials for the last 15 meters. That kid runs faster than Madonna goes down on A-Rod.
Pro Slamball Player Slams Wife
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Julie Donaldson of Channel 7 in Boston testified yesterday in her assault case against her boyfriend. This story wouldn’t be very relevant to me until the article states that her boyfriend, Ivan Lattimore, is a professional Slamball player. I’m just glad that this made news because otherwise, I wouldn’t have found out that Slamball will be [...]
Nadal Wins In Girlfriend Battle Also
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This one definitely wasn’t as close as the match. I hadn’t posted today, so I settled with a picture that is to small, but you get the idea.
Keystone Light Bitter Beer Face Cyclist Loses Appeal
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Floyd Landis lost his last appeal in keeping his 2006 Tour de France title. To tell you the truth, I care about cycling about as much as Tila Tequila cares about “Fucking Ya Man.” Basically, I just needed a reason to post this video and show Floyd that he might have a future with Keystone [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing – John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine – The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave – The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]
T.O. And The Playmaker Molding The Minds And Bodies Of Young People
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T.O. has been having his youth football camp down in Texas the last couple years, but this year it will be a star-studded affair. First, it was recently announced that former “fastest man alive,” Maurice Green will be providing some insight on speed. This seems like a good find for Owens, Green has been coaching on [...]
Lance Armstrong Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself
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While looking over FoxNews.com for some ridiculous stories (here’s one from today, here’s another) I saw some news about the most hated man in France, Lance Armstrong. Apparently, Armstrong has been seen out with Kate Hudson, who herself is coming off a relationship that came to a close last Summer with Owen Wilson having a ”coke and heroin” breakdown.Â
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