Volleyball Player Provides Opportunity For Porn One-Liner
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This guy takes in off the face better than Tabitha Stevens.
Phelps’ Ain’t Got Shit On The Decathlon
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Bryan Clay of the decathlon is latest to come out and try to take a dump on the Michael Phelps hype. In the meantime, gold medalist Clay declares himself to be the world’s greatest athlete because of the range of skills that he had show on the world’s greatest stage. I’m just trying to figure [...]
Phelps To Host SNL
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Michael Phelps is going to be making his acting debut Sep. 13 on Saturday Night Live. The musical guest is Lil’ Wayne, the best rapper alive should have been the host in my opinion. I’m just waiting to see which SNL featured player dons some speedos.
What Usain?
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Usain Bolt entertained with a Hulk Hogan pose before demolishing his own world record, while also taking it easier than that couple in the Corona commercials for the last 15 meters. That kid runs faster than Madonna goes down on A-Rod.
Pro Slamball Player Slams Wife
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Julie Donaldson of Channel 7 in Boston testified yesterday in her assault case against her boyfriend. This story wouldn’t be very relevant to me until the article states that her boyfriend, Ivan Lattimore, is a professional Slamball player. I’m just glad that this made news because otherwise, I wouldn’t have found out that Slamball will be [...]
Nadal Wins In Girlfriend Battle Also
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This one definitely wasn’t as close as the match. I hadn’t posted today, so I settled with a picture that is to small, but you get the idea.
Keystone Light Bitter Beer Face Cyclist Loses Appeal
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Floyd Landis lost his last appeal in keeping his 2006 Tour de France title. To tell you the truth, I care about cycling about as much as Tila Tequila cares about “Fucking Ya Man.” Basically, I just needed a reason to post this video and show Floyd that he might have a future with Keystone [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing - John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine - The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave - The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]
T.O. And The Playmaker Molding The Minds And Bodies Of Young People
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T.O. has been having his youth football camp down in Texas the last couple years, but this year it will be a star-studded affair. First, it was recently announced that former “fastest man alive,” Maurice Green will be providing some insight on speed. This seems like a good find for Owens, Green has been coaching on [...]
Lance Armstrong Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself
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While looking over FoxNews.com for some ridiculous stories (here’s one from today, here’s another) I saw some news about the most hated man in France, Lance Armstrong. Apparently, Armstrong has been seen out with Kate Hudson, who herself is coming off a relationship that came to a close last Summer with Owen Wilson having a ”coke and heroin” breakdown.
The [...]
Allison Stokke, Ooo Daddy Likey
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This is Allison Stokke, you might remember her story from about a year ago, but it is worth rehashing because of the sheer existence of this photo. She is a pole-vaulting star from California who received much unwanted attention on the internet after this exact photo was posted on some blog. Her Dad, also wasn’t [...]
A Sphincter Says What?
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Here is a video of the Los Angeles Marathon that has been circulating around some blogs, like here. Apparently, the announcer decided that it was time for an awkward moment. His comment resulted in silence that Tiger Woods has to envious of.
What’s Australian For ACLU
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Tell me what you think of when you hear the beginning of this quote, “It feels natural to do my noise. I’m not faking it.” It sounds to me like it came right out of an episode of Seinfeld. Now, it’s time for you start feeling bad about yourself because that quote came from a [...]
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