Keystone Light Bitter Beer Face Cyclist Loses Appeal

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Floyd Landis lost his last appeal in keeping his 2006 Tour de France title. To tell you the truth, I care about cycling about as much as Tila Tequila cares about “Fucking Ya Man.” Basically, I just needed a reason to post this video and show Floyd that he might have a future with Keystone [...]

Lance Armstrong Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself

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While looking over FoxNews.com for some ridiculous stories (here’s one from today, here’s another) I saw some news about the most hated man in France, Lance Armstrong. Apparently, Armstrong has been seen out with Kate Hudson, who herself is coming off a relationship that came to a close last Summer with Owen Wilson having a ”coke and heroin” breakdown. 
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