Floyd Landis lost his last appeal in keeping his 2006 Tour de France title. To tell you the truth, I care about cycling about as much as Tila Tequila cares about “Fucking Ya Man.” Basically, I just needed a reason to post this video and show Floyd that he might have a future with Keystone Light in bringing back a truly transcendent advertising campaign.

The real story though is how does this guy, who only has one ball pull trim at such a high level. This is a list that include Sheryl Crow and some fashion designer who is also banging. However, the best part of his resume would have to be the apparent fling with an Olsen twin, who is 15 years younger than him. One possible scenario is that Armstrong gives a little more than a bracelet for substantial LiveStrong donations. Who needs Extenze when you train yourself into that enlarged heart and increased blood flow.