The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went

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Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to [...]

In Alcohol, College, Drugs, Fringe Sports, Issues, Media, Sex, Swimming February 11, 2009 

Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt

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I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple [...]

In Cowboys, Fashion, Fringe Sports, Issues, MLB, NFL, Steelers, Swimming, Yankees January 19, 2009 

Phelps’ Ain’t Got Shit On The Decathlon

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Bryan Clay of the decathlon is latest to come out and try to take a dump on the Michael Phelps hype. In the meantime, gold medalist Clay declares himself to be the world’s greatest athlete because of the range of skills that he had show on the world’s greatest stage. I’m just trying to figure [...]

In Fringe Sports, International, Olympics, Swimming, Track August 28, 2008 

Phelps To Host SNL

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Michael Phelps is going to be making his acting debut Sep. 13 on Saturday Night Live. The musical guest is Lil’ Wayne, the best rapper alive should have been the host in my opinion. I’m just waiting to see which SNL featured player dons some speedos.

In Fringe Sports, International, Media, Olympics, Pop Culture, Swimming, TV August 27, 2008