This is God Given Sports» Swimming http://thisisgodgiven.com A Blast Magazine blog Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:12:47 +0000 en hourly 1 The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/02/11/the-michael-phelps-theme-song-too-bad-he-never-actually-went/ http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/02/11/the-michael-phelps-theme-song-too-bad-he-never-actually-went/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:37:25 +0000 The Second Coming http://thisisgodgiven.com/?p=852 Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to wear speedos)

]]> http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/02/11/the-michael-phelps-theme-song-too-bad-he-never-actually-went/feed/ 0 Yes We Can, Buy This Shirt http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/01/19/yes-we-can-buy-this-shirt/ http://thisisgodgiven.com/2009/01/19/yes-we-can-buy-this-shirt/#comments Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:28:18 +0000 The Second Coming http://thisisgodgiven.com/?p=695 I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple over the top ones involving Mike Tomlin that will definitely stand the test of time, unlike this one which won’t make sense in 8 years.

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Bryan Clay of the decathlon is latest to come out and try to take a dump on the Michael Phelps hype. In the meantime, gold medalist Clay declares himself to be the world’s greatest athlete because of the range of skills that he had show on the world’s greatest stage. I’m just trying to figure out why this story broke from OK! Magazine? This source could mean that Clay is going to start singing the national anthem, a little like someone else.

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