This is God Given Sports» Tennis

Nadal Wins In Girlfriend Battle Also

The Second Coming — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:02:08 +0000

This one definitely wasn’t as close as the match. I hadn’t posted today, so I settled with a picture that is to small, but you get the idea.

Sunday Dumb Day 6/29

The Second Coming — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:58:36 +0000

As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.

Awful Announcing – John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can

Coed Magazine – The Babes Of Wimbeldon

Tirico Suave – The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of Fame

D.C. Sports Bog – Morning Look: Four Portis Costumes!

Cuzgoogle – Favorites To Win Miss Universe

The Sports Hernia – Legendary Foreign Draft Prospects Of The NBA

The Money Shot – Hollywood NBA Lottery Mock Draft

What’s Australian For ACLU

The Second Coming — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:52:00 +0000

Tell me what you think of when you hear the beginning of this quote, “It feels natural to do my noise. I’m not faking it.” It sounds to me like it came right out of an episode of Seinfeld. Now, it’s time for you start feeling bad about yourself because that quote came from a nine year old Australian girl in response to her “over-zealous” grunting during her tennis matches. Her local club has banned her from competing unless she gets her noises under control, unlike her idol, Maria Sharapova. I just find this whole situation a little awkward and want you to feel a little uncomfortable also. Pretty soon someone is going to make a joke that crosses the line, because it seems to mean that this is only reason it has become such a big deal. Personally, the only thing worse than women’s sports it little girl sports. Stop reporting on this.

(here’s a news report thanks to a reader)