Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]

Bernhard Langer Is Sparkling White And Shining Bright, In A Tree

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Here is a video I saw today on collegehumor and it has some sports relevance, so I thought I would post it. Bernhard Langer hits a ball into a tree and it stays there, he then climbs up the tree and plays the ball onto the green. Finally, I heard the announcer call him sparkling [...]

Guy Catches Fire At Carnoustie

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Okay, it didn’t happen on the championship course and he didn’t even play at all, a guy was actually on fire, and not like Denzel, at the 11th tee on the Buddon Course at Carnoustie. The greenskeeper who spotted the burning body had this to say to the Scottish Sun, “I got a fright. I [...]

Tiger Woods Is Jesus

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In my mind, this video puts Tiger Woods above any other athlete. No one else could have pulled this off and thankfully no one tried, save Gilbert Arenas. I know of no one that dislikes this man and he should be the one running for office. Tiger ‘08. The Greatest commercial of all-time.

The 2014 Ryder Cup Is Going The Full Monty

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Colin Montgomerie will be the captain of team Europe in the 2014 Ryder Cup which will be in Scotland. This seemed like your basic story until you realize that there will be three Ryder Cup tournaments before Monty takes the helm. For this news to come out now must mean that Monty is more excited [...]

Listen Here Sweet Tooth: The Top 5 Sports Commercials Ever

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5. United Way Sam Adams- Don’t not panic and make sure to keep an eye on Sam being saved in the pool, he looks more like a dead fish than Squintz in Sandlot.

 
4. Any The Rick Commercial - Okay, so this is only an outtakes segment, but it is the culmination of all that made [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 6/22

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Leslie Stahl on 60 Minutes, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Busted Coverage - College World Series All-Porn Name Team
The Big Lead - Look Out, Natalie Gulbis, Here Comes Perry Swenson
FB Kid - RIP “Pacman” Jones
The World of Isaac - [...]

Tiger Gives “Playing Through” A Whole New Meaning

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Days after winning his 14th major title, it looks like the Willis Reed of golf is going to require surgery on the knee that gave him so much pain in the process of his victory. A stress fracture caused the obvious pain that Woods suffered in the 91 hole odyssey. Woods will be out the [...]

Paul Prudhomme, Yeah Paul Prudhomme

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Caught this coming through SI, I guess this guy named Paul Prudhomme is a world famous cook bas in New Orleans. He was preparing food for the players at the upcoming PGA Tour event, the Zurich Classic of New Orleans, and he felt a sting on his arm. No, John Daly was not involved, he [...]

John “Drinks” Daly

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John Daly graced the headlines two days in row earlier this week, once for losing his swing coach and the other for missing a pro-am tee time. The bigger story ended up being the loss of his swing coach, Butch Harmon, who questioned whether Daly was more interested in golf or drinking. This result came [...]

Are You Serious?

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While flipping through some news pages at work today I came across this story that left me speechless, not only for the fact that it was terrible, but also for the incredibly small amount of coverage it received. Kelly Tilgham was anchoring coverage of the opening PGA Tour event of the season for the Golf [...]




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