John “Drinks” Daly

March 13, 2008   1 Comment  

John Daly graced the headlines two days in row earlier this week, once for losing his swing coach and the other for missing a pro-am tee time. The bigger story ended up being the loss of his swing coach, Butch Harmon, who questioned whether Daly was more interested in golf or drinking. This result came after a weekend tournament in Orlando, where Daly spent a 2 ½ hour rain delay in a corporate Hooters tent getting shimmed up. He even ended up having Jon Gruden finish the round as his caddy, yes Jon Gruden as in the Buccaneers head coach.

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This story is just another that furthers a legend that will live forever. Here are some other stories that contribute the enigma that is John Daly:

Does not fly, except to the British Open, instead he rides to each event in a camper.

Has recorded an album called My Life, which includes performances by Darius Rucker and Willie Nelson.

Claims to have drank a fifth of Jack Daniels every day of his life as a 23 year old.

His fourth wife was convicted of federal drug charges and served time in prison.

Has claimed to have gambled away $50 to $60 million over 15 years.

He says the only reason he does not lift weights is that he can’t smoke cigarettes in the health clubs.

Smokes cigarettes and drinks Diet Coke like he owns stock in the products, but in no way manages to lose any weight. Hence the quote, “I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.” Here’s another one, “There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I’d rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.”

Last Summer, his wife attacked him with a steak knife and scratches were visible on his face.
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This guy is the kind of character that makes sports so unpredictable, and I can’t wait for the movie. I’m thinking Phillip Seymour Hoffman starring in Diet Coke, Cigarettes and Some White Trash Boobies: The John Daly Story. The white trash boobies part comes from these photos.

I just want to say, John, take it easy and don’t kill yourself until I get a chance to go out to the closest dive bar with you. First shot is on me.

Are You Serious?

Jan. 8, 2008   Leave a Comment  

While flipping through some news pages at work today I came across this story that left me speechless, not only for the fact that it was terrible, but also for the incredibly small amount of coverage it received. Kelly Tilgham was anchoring coverage of the opening PGA Tour event of the season for the Golf Channel when she began to banter withtilgham1.jpg her co-anchor, Nick Faldo. While discussing the way that Tiger Woods abuses his competitors, Tilgham uttered the young players today should “lynch Tiger in a back alley.” Yes, she used the word lynch, and as I stated earlier, are you serious? She has reportedly apologized publicly as well as directly to Tiger, but how is this just being brushed off. The only answer to this would have to be that she is a woman. The use of the word lynch is almost criminal and especially in a day when Keith Hernandez is getting fired for saying that women don’t belong in the dugout. Action needs to be taken swiftly and mostly because this comment wasn’t even funny like Lamar Thomas who lost his job. It might get interesting if we see some feminists go up against Al Sharpton in a battle royale to see who is more influential. I’d get the Pay Per View.