Military Family Solutions

July 5, 2010   Leave a Comment  

The brave men and women who serve their country proud in America’s Armed Forces are truly owed a debt of gratitude from us all. Often we forget that, despite their courage under fire, these men and women still have families and lives like the rest of us. And they too are not immune from financial worry.

The government provides a few monetary solutions to military men and women, including a decent salary, healthcare and education options. However, that same government has also attempted to close the door to military personnel via payday loans.

A payday loan is a short-term loan offered to anyone meeting slim criteria, which could be a car title or simply having a job. These loans are for relatively low amounts, usually $100 on the low end and $1,000 on the high end. And due to the risk assumed by the lender, the interest is rather high and the repayment amount is usually steeper than long-term loans to scale.

These loans help out people from all walks of life when they’re in a pinch and need emergency funding. Due to the FY 2007 Military Authorization Act, though, members of the military are ineligible to receive military payday loans.

Technically, lenders are forbidden to grant loans to military members that require car titles as collateral, charge 36% interest or higher, or have any sort of service charges, renewal charges or other associated fees.

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However, some payday lenders have worked to set up sites specifically for men and women of the military. Knowing that military members are certainly deserving of financial relief, lenders have tweaked their specifications to skirt the shackles of the 2007 Act.

Loans taken from these specific lenders will have lower interest rates, will not require a car title and will not impose renewal fees or other such charges. Any military member over 18 and with a checking account can receive a military payday loan.

We all hope these brave men and women never fall into financial worry, but it’s good to know that some lenders out there are showing more heart than business savvy when dealing with members of the military.

David Feherty With A Useful Comment

May 10, 2009   Leave a Comment  

01da71a244c963bb11043dd89497c67fDavid Feherty, the Irishman golf commentator for CBS dropped this bomb in a magzine article. He had this to say in a discussion centered on former President Bush moving to Feherty place of residence, Dallas, “From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East … despite how the conflict has been portrayed …, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.” He eventually apologized for the comment, but man, I can’t wait to see him go head to head with one of those political talking heads. Classic television would clearly ensue.

Suzy Kolber Is Better Than Erin Andrews

May 4, 2009   1 Comment  

This interview with Erin Andrews truly shows how much better Miss Kolber truly is. EA is talking about crying during Sleepless in Seattle and reading TMZ, while if this same interview was done with Suzy I feel the answers would be a little bit different. I could see Kolber reading WithLeather and only admit to crying after  she sees a perfectly executed sweep block from the left guard. This might sound a little dykey on Kolber’s part or gay on my part, but I just don’t want to be stuck talking about who Perez Hilton thinks is going to lose their chihuahua on partybingo or be next to come out of the closet which is almost assured after hearing the thoughts of Andrews. Oh and I could guess Suzy’s dream date, he’s commonly known as The Second Coming.

6-Year-Old: Most Likely To Commit Suicide

April 13, 2009   Leave a Comment  

I just came back from the bar so, enough said. However, you can only imagine the amount of beer that she is going to make unsuspected college co-eds drink when she comes to America for a real education. Hopefully, her ping pong skills will not lead to a life of gambling, sex and alcohol. Man, I can’t wait for the next John Daly.

The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went

Feb. 11, 2009   Leave a Comment  

Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to wear speedos)

Talk About A Party Foul

Feb. 10, 2009   Leave a Comment  

It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.

Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler

Feb. 4, 2009   Leave a Comment  

Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are  few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.

1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.

2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than Brett Myers’ wife.

3. Yao Ming’s dropping loads all over Andres Nocioni.

Superbowl Update: Cal Ripken And Pat Riley Drink Together

Feb. 1, 2009   Leave a Comment  

cal-ripkenI was out last night at Champion’s in downtown Tampa and spotted a few big names in the sporting world. First it was Gary Sheffield with a 10-person entourage in tow. He was managing to fend off some middle aged autographed seekers in order to take as many pictures with girls as possible. Later however as the bar was closing, I not a certain bronzed, slick-haired indivual stroll past straight to the back of the bar. It just so happened to be P Riles and a entourage of his own (fat middle aged white guys). Aside from the sportcoat mafia he was with, I noticed one more man stroll past. My eyes couldn’t help, but stare as the living myth himself, an immortal, Cal Ripken Jr. worked his way to the back of the bar to have a few drinks with Mr. Three-Peat. There could have been a ton of different topics thrown around in their conversation last night, but I think I’m banking that Riley was just throwing out fashion tips left and right.

Football Owner To Ambassador? No, I'm Not Talking About Al Davis

Jan. 29, 2009   Leave a Comment  

There was an interview a few weeks back on KDKA in Pittsburgh that directly addressed the possiblity that Dan Rooney could be named as the next Ambassador to Ireland. Now, the Irish Times is reporting that Mr. Rooney heads the list. His competition includes Caroline Kennedy, and since she is busy banging publishers, we should begin welcoming Ireland as the newest addition to Steeler nation. The tally now standing for the Superbowl: Steelers – America, China, Ireland / Cardinals – Arizona (home state of presidential loser).

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Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven

Jan. 29, 2009   2 Comments  

In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. After pondering this great story, I then moved my thought process to – How can I make fun of Kurt Warner’s wife, Brenda. Other than her having a trailer park/pregnant high schooler first name, you can’t look past her haircut. So after noticing her resemblance to lesbian I developed this question. If eharmony were to match up famous lesbians and athletes, who would wind up with who?

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1. Darlene from Roseanne (Sara Gilbert) / Kyle Orton – They can call them “the Muff and the Scruff.” They were made for each other as she grew up in the fictional Lanford, Illinois and you cannot forget old Dan Connor constantly wearing those Bears sweatshirts. Darlene was always into that short little guy who’s on Big Bang Theory now, so it is definitely time for her to meet a real man, especially an alpha male such as Kyle Orton and his neckbeard.  Orton would definitely be into the white trash type as he has previously shown with his alcoholic beverage choices. Anyway, these two would obviously be in the running to be featured on the next season of My Big Red Neck Wedding.ortongilbert

2. Ellen Degeneres / Steve Nash – Being probably the most lesbian out of this entire group, I would imagine Ellen to be matched up with one of the most feminine looking athletes on the face of the Earth. She would definitely go for the “euro” haircuts and might even be able to give him a few pointers on his Vitamin Water ads. They both also seem to be at the top of their respective games and would obviously become a pop culture power couple for the ages. I’m thinking this would be the perfect combo for a Will and Grace -esque sitcom.

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3. Melissa Etheridge / Barry Zito – This seems to be a match made in heaven when it comes to the shared love of guitars. Also, It is very easy to see Zito hitting rock bottom after the past few miserable seasons. I imagine him becoming a modern day David Crosby, mustache and all. Crosby also just so happens to be the creator of the sperm that artificially inseminated Etheridge’s girlfriend on a number of occasions. Let me set the scene for you, Zito staying in San Fran, refusing to sign with another team so that he can play his guitar in coffee shops across the city. Zito’s featured song, a cover of Etheridge’s biggest hit, which he cleverly titles “I Cum In Her Window.”

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