The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went

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Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to [...]

In Alcohol, College, Drugs, Fringe Sports, Issues, Media, Sex, Swimming February 11, 2009 

Superbowl Update: Cal Ripken And Pat Riley Drink Together

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I was out last night at Champion’s in downtown Tampa and spotted a few big names in the sporting world. First it was Gary Sheffield with a 10-person entourage in tow. He was managing to fend off some middle aged autographed seekers in order to take as many pictures with girls as possible. Later however [...]

In Alcohol, Fashion, Heat, Issues, Knicks, Lakers, MLB, NBA, Orioles February 1, 2009 

Real Fans Pour Natty Ice On Their Faces To Help With The Sting Of Mace

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I’ve heard a bunch of stories about the Penn State fiasco following their win over OSU, but none comes close to one account. I found this photo on the Centre Daily and it depicts real fans trying to quell their mace problems with some drops of the coveted Natty Ice. This is a bold move [...]

In Alcohol, College, College Football, Issues, Penn State University October 28, 2008 

No Need To Pregame At Beijing Olympics

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Here is a post from Enrico Campitelli at Fanhouse. While over in Beijing, he went up to the concession counter in the Bird’s Nest and made a fraternity man-like purchase of 6 beers and 2 ice creams, which came to a meager total of $5.75. So, the Chinese are not only beating us in gold [...]

In Alcohol, International, Issues, Olympics, Vendors August 16, 2008 

Drunk Belarusian Refs, Yes I Was Able To Use Belarusian

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A referee in Belrus showed up hammered to a game and had to be escorted off the field, he claimed to have back pain. People didn’t know he was drunk he until he got to the hospital, just like when you don’t realize a girl’s drunk until you get her back to your apartment.

In Alcohol, International, Issues, Soccer July 10, 2008 

T.O. And The Playmaker Molding The Minds And Bodies Of Young People

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T.O. has been having his youth football camp down in Texas the last couple years, but this year it will be a star-studded affair. First, it was recently announced that former “fastest man alive,” Maurice Green will be providing some insight on speed. This seems like a good find for Owens, Green has been coaching on [...]

In Alcohol, Cowboys, Drugs, Insanity, Issues, NFL, Prostitutes, Track June 18, 2008 

The Perfect Trade

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I saw this on Deadspin this morning, who got it courtesy of Roto-World, and I thought about not writing anything because I’m still pretty hungover at work. However, this story was just too good. The scene was Fenway Park and the occasion was a 40th birthday of someone known just as the “Hammer.” It involves [...]

In Alcohol, Fans, Issues, MLB, Public, Red Sox June 11, 2008 

Cedric Benson Goes The Way Of A Female Hollywood Socialite

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Cedric Benson travels by water and by land, and manages to be drunk while doing both. Now it turns out that he will be traveling right out of Chicago after he was released from the Bears on Monday. The Bears are going to be stuck with two years of $2.5M cap hits, and word is [...]

In Alcohol, Bears, Issues, NFL June 10, 2008 

PBR-Me ASAP

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I just thought that this story was too good to not be thrown out there for further consumption. Bill Bramanti had his future coffin made to resemble the can of his favorite beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s especially nice to hear that he chose a beer that rarely breaks the $15 mark per 30 rack. [...]

In Alcohol, Issues, Public May 5, 2008 

The Greatest Story Ever Told

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In lieu of the recent announcement by ESPN that the one and only, Wade Boggs will be added to some broadcasts of Baseball Tonight in July, I offer you the Greatest Story Ever Told. 
My friends and I joke about this particular story more than John Daly Drinks Diet Coke, so I had to one day [...]

In Alcohol, ESPN, Issues, MLB, Media, Red Sox, TV, Yankees April 11, 2008 

Matt Leinart Has Fun, Obvi

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I saw these photos yesterday, but really didn’t think it would turn into a big story. These pictures are always surfacing and no one makes a big deal about it, there is even a website devoted to it. Just make sure to check out John Daly. It’s the offseason and no one cares that mini-camp [...]

In Alcohol, Cardinals, Internet, Issues, Media, NFL April 2, 2008 

John “Drinks” Daly

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John Daly graced the headlines two days in row earlier this week, once for losing his swing coach and the other for missing a pro-am tee time. The bigger story ended up being the loss of his swing coach, Butch Harmon, who questioned whether Daly was more interested in golf or drinking. This result came [...]

In Alcohol, Golf, Issues March 13, 2008