John Daly graced the headlines two days in row earlier this week, once for losing his swing coach and the other for missing a pro-am tee time. The bigger story ended up being the loss of his swing coach, Butch Harmon, who questioned whether Daly was more interested in golf or drinking. This result came after a weekend tournament in Orlando, where Daly spent a 2 ½ hour rain delay in a corporate Hooters tent getting shimmed up. He even ended up having Jon Gruden finish the round as his caddy, yes Jon Gruden as in the Buccaneers head coach.

This story is just another that furthers a legend that will live forever. Here are some other stories that contribute the enigma that is John Daly:

Does not fly, except to the British Open, instead he rides to each event in a camper.

Has recorded an album called My Life, which includes performances by Darius Rucker and Willie Nelson.

Claims to have drank a fifth of Jack Daniels every day of his life as a 23 year old.

His fourth wife was convicted of federal drug charges and served time in prison.

Has claimed to have gambled away $50 to $60 million over 15 years.

He says the only reason he does not lift weights is that he can’t smoke cigarettes in the health clubs.

Smokes cigarettes and drinks Diet Coke like he owns stock in the products, but in no way manages to lose any weight. Hence the quote, “I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.” Here’s another one, “There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I’d rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.”

Last Summer, his wife attacked him with a steak knife and scratches were visible on his face.
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This guy is the kind of character that makes sports so unpredictable, and I can’t wait for the movie. I’m thinking Phillip Seymour Hoffman starring in Diet Coke, Cigarettes and Some White Trash Boobies: The John Daly Story. The white trash boobies part comes from these photos.

I just want to say, John, take it easy and don’t kill yourself until I get a chance to go out to the closest dive bar with you. First shot is on me.