Talk About A Party Foul

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It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.

In Crime, Drugs, ESPN, Issues, Media, TV February 10, 2009 

Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler

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Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are  few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.
1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.
2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than [...]

In Announcers, Bulls, Crime, Issues, MLB, Media, NBA, Phillies, Rockets, Sex, TV February 4, 2009 

Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]

In Cowboys, Crime, Drugs, Issues, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Print, Sex November 20, 2008 

Guy Catches Fire At Carnoustie

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Okay, it didn’t happen on the championship course and he didn’t even play at all, a guy was actually on fire, and not like Denzel, at the 11th tee on the Buddon Course at Carnoustie. The greenskeeper who spotted the burning body had this to say to the Scottish Sun, “I got a fright. I [...]

In Crime, Film, Golf, Issues, Media, Pop Culture September 11, 2008 

62 Year Old Dies In Mandelbaum Scene

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An 83 year old man is charged with killing his 62 year old stepson following a dispute involving the Steelers preseason game. The altercation arose after the stepson, Roy C. Wright, dropped his daughters off and left the game instead of staying with them. When he returned home he was confronted and shot. It’s just [...]

In Crime, Issues, NFL, Steelers August 10, 2008 

NFL 2008: The Rookie “Most-Likely’s”

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With less than two weeks until training camp, I thought I would throw out some predictions.  
Most Likely to Over-Acheive – John David Booty - he went in the 5th round, but he has to be happy to go to a team where the QB job could be his by the end of next season. He’s accurate and [...]

In Bengals, Bills, Buccaneers, Crime, Drugs, Issues, Jets, NFL, Raiders, Vikings July 15, 2008 

Pro Slamball Player Slams Wife

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Julie Donaldson of Channel 7 in Boston testified yesterday in her assault case against her boyfriend. This story wouldn’t be very relevant to me until the article states that her boyfriend, Ivan Lattimore, is a professional Slamball player. I’m just glad that this made news because otherwise, I wouldn’t have found out that Slamball will be [...]

In Crime, Fringe Sports, Issues, Media, Slamball, TV July 10, 2008 

Criminal Geniuses Steal $1.1M During Euro Cup Final

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A Sarajevo post office was robbed of $1.1M on Sunday after security guards were taken by surprise as they watched the Euro Cup final between Spain and Germany. Like a scene out of Heat, men stormed the building and made off with the, while also beating the stunned security guards in the process. So, first [...]

In Crime, Soccer July 1, 2008 

Sunday Dumb Day 6/22

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Leslie Stahl on 60 Minutes, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Busted Coverage – College World Series All-Porn Name Team
The Big Lead – Look Out, Natalie Gulbis, Here Comes Perry Swenson
FB Kid – RIP “Pacman” Jones
The World of Isaac – [...]

In College, College Baseball, Crime, Golf, Issues, NFL, Sunday Dumb Day, Titans June 22, 2008