The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went

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Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to [...]

In Alcohol, College, Drugs, Fringe Sports, Issues, Media, Sex, Swimming February 11, 2009 

Talk About A Party Foul

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It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.

In Crime, Drugs, ESPN, Issues, Media, TV February 10, 2009 

Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven

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In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. [...]

In Bears, Cardinals, Comedy, Drugs, Giants, Issues, MLB, Media, Music, NBA, NFL, Pop Culture, Sex, Suns, TV, Women January 29, 2009 

Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]

In Cowboys, Crime, Drugs, Issues, Media, NFL, Pop Culture, Print, Sex November 20, 2008 

Travis Henry Wants To Star In Blow 2

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The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing [...]

In Broncos, College, College Football, Drugs, Issues, NFL, Sex, University of Tennessee October 1, 2008 

NFL 2008: The Rookie “Most-Likely’s”

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With less than two weeks until training camp, I thought I would throw out some predictions.  
Most Likely to Over-Acheive – John David Booty - he went in the 5th round, but he has to be happy to go to a team where the QB job could be his by the end of next season. He’s accurate and [...]

In Bengals, Bills, Buccaneers, Crime, Drugs, Issues, Jets, NFL, Raiders, Vikings July 15, 2008 

T.O. And The Playmaker Molding The Minds And Bodies Of Young People

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T.O. has been having his youth football camp down in Texas the last couple years, but this year it will be a star-studded affair. First, it was recently announced that former “fastest man alive,” Maurice Green will be providing some insight on speed. This seems like a good find for Owens, Green has been coaching on [...]

In Alcohol, Cowboys, Drugs, Insanity, Issues, NFL, Prostitutes, Track June 18, 2008 

Anti-Meth Ads Go To Next Level

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I saw this on Deadspin c/o the Great Bar Stoolio and found it to be the best thing I’ve seen, mostly because of the ad at the bottom of this post. Everyone has seen those crazy anti-meth ads that give you worse nightmares than Pirates’ minor leaguers have of Olivio Astacio. Be prepared to be [...]

In Drugs, Issues, Media, Pop Culture, Print, TV May 5, 2008