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Jan. 19, 2009 1 Comment
I am a t-shirt connoisseur who has been collecting more “Sucks and Swallows” t-shirts than I know what do do with (starting with the timeless phrase Dallas Sucks, Jerry Jones Swallows). However, I am definitely more likely to wear a clever t-shirt such as the one that states “Jeter Drinks Wine coolers.” Here a couple over the top ones involving Mike Tomlin that will definitely stand the test of time, unlike this one which won’t make sense in 8 years.
Jan. 18, 2009 Leave a Comment
As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews Has A Sister Named Kendra & Dan Patrick Got To Hang With Both At BCS
Sons of Steve Garvey – Mets’ Pizza Patch The Laughingstock Of Baseball Uniform World
NESW – Kobe Bryant Sells Ankle Insurance
Busted Coverage – Say Hello To Your New 2009 USC Song Girls
Coed – The 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Is Revealed!
Hugging Harold Reynolds – Cooley’s Back Side
The World of Isaac – The 10 Best Sports Movie Coaches
Nov. 20, 2008 Leave a Comment
Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not be re-instated so easily, I just think he pulling a little flip flop after all of that election talk over recent weeks.
Let me set the scene for you, Mr. Commissioner sits down on his couch and picks up the most recent issue of People magazine, which depicts Hugh Jackman as their latest “Sexiest Man Alive.” Goodell began to ponder who he thought was the sexiest man alive and since George Clooney took the spot a couple of years ago, he decided to go with Pacman and for this reason, let him back into the league. In lieu of this occasion I, the Second Coming, have created a cover issue for the coffeetable in the league office and more importantly, for Roger Goodell bathroom.
Nov. 19, 2008 3 Comments
In looking for a picture of that hideous suit that Tyler Hansbrough was wearing last night, I came across this post by The Dagger. They made a great observation that the reigning player of the year resembles a Biloxi Pit Boss. I would have to agree with that, but I would definitely have to say that he more closely looks like an 8th grader attending his first boy-girl dance. His haircut would obviously go with that theme, I bet he pulls out the Old Navy tech vest next. I seriously think Tyler still dances the way he did at that first dance.
Nov. 6, 2008 Leave a Comment
Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.
NEW – Gay Robot – DELETED SCENE!!
Oct. 28, 2008 Leave a Comment
I’ve heard a bunch of stories about the Penn State fiasco following their win over OSU, but none comes close to one account. I found this photo on the Centre Daily and it depicts real fans trying to quell their mace problems with some drops of the coveted Natty Ice. This is a bold move and should be commended by the entire college community.
Oct. 1, 2008 1 Comment
The news just broke that some guy was stopped in Montana with 6 pounds of marijuana and 3 kilos of cocaine. This man divulged that Travis Henry was behind the transaction and the Tennessee product was arresting for intent to distribute, there was a little over $63,000 in the car. It’s just a good thing that Henry took that suspension for a 3rd positive weed test so seriously. Also, it’s probably better that he will be spending time in the clink, away from his 9 illegitimate kids. They weren’t getting their child support anyway.
Sept. 11, 2008 Leave a Comment
Okay, it didn’t happen on the championship course and he didn’t even play at all, a guy was actually on fire, and not like Denzel, at the 11th tee on the Buddon Course at Carnoustie. The greenskeeper who spotted the burning body had this to say to the Scottish Sun, “I got a fright. I don’t really want to talk about it. It’s not something you see every day.” Thanks for letting me know, I’ll be a lot calmer during my next 18 knowing that “it’s not everyday that you see a guy acting out that Jonas Brothers song.” Wow, a Jonas Brothers reference, ouch. So with that greenskeeper news comes some Bill Murray, so you got that going for you.
Aug. 26, 2008 1 Comment
The conspiracy started August 15th as millions of people tuned in to the 100m butterfly event at the Beijing Olympics and pretended to care about who actually won. A kid from Baltimore with ADD and DUI made bars across the country almost unbearable for over an entire week. Personally, I would have rather been watching some PNC Park action, but I instead got sloshed on Studweiser pitchers to make the scene more bearable. Americans stood across the country and held their breath as Milorad Cavic of Serbia appeared to win and end Phelps’ run at eight golds. Many cared a great deal, myself not included, but as 100thofasecond.com puts it, probably none cared more than Phelps’ sponsor Omega. Omega if you did not know has sponsored Mr. Speech Impediment since 2004 and coincidentally was the official timekeeper of the race. Anyone who finds it comical that we live in the age of Loose Change and countless Michael Moore movies has to check out this site and cackle like I did watching the Bob Saget Roast. Anyway, this guy might have a point with this photo, but the real question is how many times he whacks off per day? I’m guessing 3 on average. Once to the girl on the Big Bang Theory, and at least twice to the trailer of the new Star Trek movie.
Aug. 18, 2008 Leave a Comment
Upon hearing the recent news of John Amaechi coming upon some tensions at the Olympics, no pun intended, I decided to bring back an old radio clip from when the news of his sexuality broke. The guys at Right in my Mouth Radio seemed to have a pretty good idea that Amaechi was a little femme. Make sure to check out the one liner 2 minutes and 10 seconds in, it is devastating.
[audio:http://thisisgodgiven.com/files/2008/08/john-amaechi.mp3]
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