Knowing What Men Want

July 5, 2010   Leave a Comment  

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It has long been said that men are some of the easiest creatures on the planet to satisfy. Food, sports and sex – the hetero man’s three life principles, right? Well, if it were true for all men, every single woman out there would be able to find a guy.

In fact, what men want is usually the exact opposite of the stereotypes given to them. The old Greek woman summed it up rather well with their saying, paraphrased, “Men want a lamb in their kitchen but a lion in their bedrooms.”

It’s certainly not complicated, but it does take some effort on a woman’s part to know what men want out of a relationship and out of a prospective partner.

For starters, men initially work on sight and pure animal attraction. As a woman, you should work to show off your best features in a way that is appealing to a man. You don’t necessarily have be stripperish about it but, like the saying goes, accentuate the positive.

Use your nature-given gifts to entice a man’s attentions. From there, you have a solid platform to work from in order to keep those attentions.

Becoming relationship material instead of arm candy is another topic unto itself. Men are territorial by nature, and this comes across as uberjealous at times. But it’s not that – it’s just that men want to know they’re important to you and that you’re not planning on giving up the goods elsewhere.

Work on keeping his attention positive by making sure you spend the necessary time letting him know how much you care. You’ll certainly be his queen if you show him that he’s your only king.

There’s also the subject of being interesting to him. Women perceived to be floosies and dullards, while they might score a lot of men, are certainly not respected and not the types of girls they’re bringing home to meet their mothers. Women who carry themselves well, exude confidence and are goal-oriented can really stimulate a man intellectually and attract him to much more than your body.

At the end of the day, men what out of a relationship what most everyone wants – love, stability and a sense of security. All other factors are just a lead-up until that time arrives when hearts merge and a true relationship is formed.

The most important thing a woman can do to land a good relationship with a man is to truly want the man more than the relationship. Nature will handle the rest.

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Suzy Kolber Is Better Than Erin Andrews

May 4, 2009   1 Comment  

This interview with Erin Andrews truly shows how much better Miss Kolber truly is. EA is talking about crying during Sleepless in Seattle and reading TMZ, while if this same interview was done with Suzy I feel the answers would be a little bit different. I could see Kolber reading WithLeather and only admit to crying after  she sees a perfectly executed sweep block from the left guard. This might sound a little dykey on Kolber’s part or gay on my part, but I just don’t want to be stuck talking about who Perez Hilton thinks is going to lose their chihuahua on partybingo or be next to come out of the closet which is almost assured after hearing the thoughts of Andrews. Oh and I could guess Suzy’s dream date, he’s commonly known as The Second Coming.

The Michael Phelps Theme Song, Too Bad He Never Actually Went

Feb. 11, 2009   Leave a Comment  

Hopefully, he competes in 2012 and walks up to the pool playing this song. And then get caught with a bong again after he wins a few golds. He could be Van Wilder, but never spend one day in class and possibly continue to have a life that people dream about. (other than having to wear speedos)

Possible New Sayings For Clyde Drexler

Feb. 4, 2009   Leave a Comment  

Clyde Drexler recently rattled off the line, “it’s like clubbing baby seals,” in describing Andres Nocioni trying to guard Yao Ming. Here are  few one-liners that could have been worse, if used in the same situation.

1. Andres Nocioni is to white blood cells as Yao Ming is to AIDS.

2. Nocioni’s getting beat down worse than Brett Myers’ wife.

3. Yao Ming’s dropping loads all over Andres Nocioni.

Football Owner To Ambassador? No, I'm Not Talking About Al Davis

Jan. 29, 2009   Leave a Comment  

There was an interview a few weeks back on KDKA in Pittsburgh that directly addressed the possiblity that Dan Rooney could be named as the next Ambassador to Ireland. Now, the Irish Times is reporting that Mr. Rooney heads the list. His competition includes Caroline Kennedy, and since she is busy banging publishers, we should begin welcoming Ireland as the newest addition to Steeler nation. The tally now standing for the Superbowl: Steelers – America, China, Ireland / Cardinals – Arizona (home state of presidential loser).

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Lesbians And Athletes, Matches Made In Heaven

Jan. 29, 2009   2 Comments  

In one of my better moments I was watching Kurt Warner highlights thinking about how he met his wife while he was bagging groceries and decided to take in the divorcee and her two children. It’s is probably the most solid move I have ever heard, while simultaneously being the dumbest decision of all time. After pondering this great story, I then moved my thought process to – How can I make fun of Kurt Warner’s wife, Brenda. Other than her having a trailer park/pregnant high schooler first name, you can’t look past her haircut. So after noticing her resemblance to lesbian I developed this question. If eharmony were to match up famous lesbians and athletes, who would wind up with who?

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1. Darlene from Roseanne (Sara Gilbert) / Kyle Orton – They can call them “the Muff and the Scruff.” They were made for each other as she grew up in the fictional Lanford, Illinois and you cannot forget old Dan Connor constantly wearing those Bears sweatshirts. Darlene was always into that short little guy who’s on Big Bang Theory now, so it is definitely time for her to meet a real man, especially an alpha male such as Kyle Orton and his neckbeard.  Orton would definitely be into the white trash type as he has previously shown with his alcoholic beverage choices. Anyway, these two would obviously be in the running to be featured on the next season of My Big Red Neck Wedding.ortongilbert

2. Ellen Degeneres / Steve Nash – Being probably the most lesbian out of this entire group, I would imagine Ellen to be matched up with one of the most feminine looking athletes on the face of the Earth. She would definitely go for the “euro” haircuts and might even be able to give him a few pointers on his Vitamin Water ads. They both also seem to be at the top of their respective games and would obviously become a pop culture power couple for the ages. I’m thinking this would be the perfect combo for a Will and Grace -esque sitcom.

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3. Melissa Etheridge / Barry Zito – This seems to be a match made in heaven when it comes to the shared love of guitars. Also, It is very easy to see Zito hitting rock bottom after the past few miserable seasons. I imagine him becoming a modern day David Crosby, mustache and all. Crosby also just so happens to be the creator of the sperm that artificially inseminated Etheridge’s girlfriend on a number of occasions. Let me set the scene for you, Zito staying in San Fran, refusing to sign with another team so that he can play his guitar in coffee shops across the city. Zito’s featured song, a cover of Etheridge’s biggest hit, which he cleverly titles “I Cum In Her Window.”

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Sunday Dumb Day 1/18

Jan. 18, 2009   Leave a Comment  

As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.

PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?

Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”

Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song

Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews Has A Sister Named Kendra & Dan Patrick Got To Hang With Both At BCS

Sons of Steve Garvey – Mets’ Pizza Patch The Laughingstock Of Baseball Uniform World

NESW – Kobe Bryant Sells Ankle Insurance

Busted Coverage – Say Hello To Your New 2009 USC Song Girls

Coed – The 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Is Revealed!

Hugging Harold Reynolds – Cooley’s Back Side

The World of Isaac – The 10 Best Sports Movie Coaches

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Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Nov. 20, 2008   Leave a Comment  

Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not be re-instated so easily, I just think he pulling a little flip flop after all of that election talk over recent weeks.

Let me set the scene for you, Mr. Commissioner sits down on his couch and picks up the most recent issue of People magazine, which depicts Hugh Jackman as their latest “Sexiest Man Alive.” Goodell began to ponder who he thought was the sexiest man alive and since George Clooney took the spot a couple of years ago, he decided to go with Pacman and for this reason, let him back into the league. In lieu of this occasion I, the Second Coming, have created a cover issue for the coffeetable in the league office and more importantly, for Roger Goodell bathroom.

When Sports Meet Gay Robot

Nov. 6, 2008   Leave a Comment  

Here is gay robot and he has a certain “taste” for athletes. I have a feeling this is what it was like walking around the lockerroom with John Amaechi.

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Volleyball Player Provides Opportunity For Porn One-Liner

Oct. 16, 2008   Leave a Comment  

This guy takes in off the face better than Tabitha Stevens.