Top 5 Un-Scripted Pro-Wrestling Moments

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Tom 3:16 loves nothing more than good, clean competition in the squared circle.  Still, its hard to miss some of the missfires in the world of professional wrestling.  Below, I have compiled five of my all time favorites with the help of videos from Wrestlinggonewrong.com.
#5 - Jake “The Snake” Roberts’ cobra snaps into the Macho [...]

Voice-Cracking Eagles Fan

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This is a little over a week old, but it needed posted due to this pubescent teen calling Jessica Simpson a whore. He did this with all the confidence of DJ Qualls in Road Trip and parodying a Fray song with an out of tune guitar. That’s three strikes against him and he still managed [...]

Does Nike Think Lebron Smokes Rocks?

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Alright, so I’m figuring that pretty much everyone in the world has seen the new Nike commercial featuring Lebron and a host of others doing his well-known chalk toss in the air. In the ad there is also a song in the background that repeats the lyric, “the Candyman is back.” Aside from the Lil [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]

WWE Takes On The Critics

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I saw this over on BallHype c/o Mike Hayes from Steady Burn. I guess a tech critic gave the new WWE social network site a bad review so the Miz (from Real World) and John Morrison decided to take the matter into their own hands. They continue to make fun of the critic Eric Schonfeld [...]

“What Things Can They Do”

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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]

Wikipedia Hates Dave Littlefield

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I was notified of this revelation through a Facebook wall post and I appreciate it. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia page for former Pirates GM, Dave Littlefield. I read through the entire page before coming across a moment of sheer brilliance. Check out the last line of the entry and you can see [...]

Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler

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I heard about this movie a while ago, but the trailer is finally out and it is living up to expectations and creating a ton of hype. It comes out 12/17 and stars Mickey Rourke as a retired wrestler making a comeback. Also, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem for a Dream, [...]

Sean Avery Single Handedly Making Hockey Worthwhile

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Sean Avery goes from working for Vogue in the off-season to ripping on two former exes (Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter) who are both unreal. Personality is what hockey is lacking and they are in desperate need of more guys who don’t live their lives like Nick Swardson in Grandma’s Boy. The comment is classic [...]

Plaxico’s Christmas Story

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Just in time for the Holiday Season, here is the best blog post of the year. It comes from Tirico Suave
so click over.

Plaxico Makes Like That Guy From 8 Mile And Shoots Himself

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This news is old, I know. However, the comparison had to be made to Cheddar Bob from the film classic 8 Mile. Thanks for helping my fantasy team Plax.

Steelers Or The Guy Lost For President

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I found this video on Pittsburgh Sports and Miniature Ponies, which I feel is the best named blog on the internet, and realized that I need to add a political aspect to this blog. I mean if NFL owners are endorsing candidates then why shouldn’t 6 year old girls that pick their nose be heard. [...]

Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy

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The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him.  Really, I just wanted to see if he was [...]

Roger Goodell Must Think Pacman Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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Pacman Jones was re-instated by Roger Goodell and I found that there could only be one reason that this could have occurred. First off, Goodell should not of suspended him for this last mishap due to his team-issued body guard starting the fracas. Secondly, if he did need to suspend him, then he should not [...]

Manny On The Hills

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This is the only way that the Hills can get better. Every week I tune in and I don’t care who knows of this guilty pleasure. Every week, I scorn Spencer for being a douche and search online for naked pictures of LC. After last night’s episode however, I feel that the show needs a [...]

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