Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
“What Things Can They Do”
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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]
The Enigma That Is Stuart Scott’s Left Eye
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The Onion apparently thinks that the left eye of the man who coins the worst catch-phrases of all-time will be going the way of Keith Olberman and making the jump to the Joe Buck network.
Stuart Scott Should Have Gone Fairweather Johnson
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So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken [...]
WWE To ESPN
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Awful Announcing says that Johnathan Coachman of WWE Smackdown fame will be leaving the federation to take a job as an anchor on ESPN. Personally, I was a big fan of Coachman on Smackdown as he became a part of the action and it was easy for them to make him look like a jackass. I’ve [...]
Rumble I, Max, Rumble
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Yes, I am speaking of the object of everyone’s disgust, Max Kellerman. He was the first host of Around the Horn and ditched that show to create the worst program conceivable. I must admit that I give him credit for taking the Disembodied Voice with him to Fox, but they should have kept that persona. [...]
Van Pelt And Tirico To Work Together, Women Beware
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According to Awful Announcing, it has been confirmed that Scott Van Pelt will be taking over the hour-long void left by the departure of Stephen A. Smith, while also joining Mike Tirico as a permanent co-host. Obviously, this move was sparked by the need to get Michele Tafoya out of harms way. So after clicking on that [...]
Big Ben Taking On Romo The Homo
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The other day on the Dan Patrick replacement show on ESPN Radio, Ben Roethlisbeger took a few jabs at his counterpart in Dallas and the soon to be Aunt, Jessica Simpson. Here is how the discussion went with none other than Mike Tirico and Michele Tafoya, ouch, not about the comments about how terrible that [...]
Why Suzy Kolber
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The object of my affection has reportedly given birth to a baby girl named, Kellyn. This is a devasting revelation, but it will do nothing to inhibit my pursuit or my infatuation. Rumors have always follwed Kolber that she was a scissorer, but nothing has ever been stated as fact. The 44-year old still plans to [...]
Speedo Guy Has Two Words For You
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I just caught this story while doing nothing at work, apparently the Speedo Guy that they always throw on tv was caught in the act of a crotch chop. Yes, a straight up Shawn Michaels, Road Dog Jesse James, Bad-Ass Billy Gunn, Triple H, X-Pac, Degeneration X, style crotch chop. Also, professional bowler Pete Weber [...]
The Greatest Story Ever Told
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In lieu of the recent announcement by ESPN that the one and only, Wade Boggs will be added to some broadcasts of Baseball Tonight in July, I offer you the Greatest Story Ever Told.
My friends and I joke about this particular story more than John Daly Drinks Diet Coke, so I had to one day [...]
Jemele Hill Is Ruthless
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If you are asking yourself, who is Jemele Hill, I don’t blame you because she is pretty forgettable in every way except for her constant attention grabbing statements. She almost prides herself in creating controversy where there should be none, aka calling the LeBron James Vogue cover racist, but yesterday she might have gone one [...]
Chris “I Said A…” Berman, “It’s Cold Out Here”
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Chris Berman has been on TV entirely too long and just seems to get progressively fatter and have longer disgusting hair with each passing NFL season. It is time for some fresh blood on NFL Primetime, and as evidenced by this video, it is about eight years too late.
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