The Most Obvious Mock Draft Pick Of All-Time

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This comes from Chad Ford’s latest mock draft and had to be the easiest speculation that he has ever made. Here is the rundown of how the Utah Jazz fill their roster.
1. Look for whitest American (ex. Matt Harpring)
2. Find white Foreigner (ex. Mehmet Okur, AK47)
3. Find black guy who went to a good school [...]

Suzy Kolber Is Better Than Erin Andrews

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This interview with Erin Andrews truly shows how much better Miss Kolber truly is. EA is talking about crying during Sleepless in Seattle and reading TMZ, while if this same interview was done with Suzy I feel the answers would be a little bit different. I could see Kolber reading WithLeather and only admit to [...]

Talk About A Party Foul

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It’s pretty hard to believe that the police took it to this level, and the kid who tried to sell that thing on Ebay made a genius move.

A Dialogue Of Erin Andrews

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This came over from the Kornheiser Cartel and their thoughts are in the mold of the Dougie’s Goin’ Deep posts, but with a slighlty more attractive subject. They present to you, a Day in the Life of Erin Andrews. The only thing missing is the amount of time she must spend naked in front of [...]

Get Ready To Punch Yourself In The Dick

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Saw this over on Tirico Suave and it almost resulted in me being the next person to be featured on Intervention. To me, Skip Bayless is to ESPN as Bill Lumbergh is to Office Space.

Sunday Dumb Day 1/18

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Beyonce in Goldmember on TBS, here is this week’s wrap-up.
PSAMP – LaMarr Woodley Is A Douchebag?
Cuzgoogle – Forget Mickey Rourke, Joey Graham Is “The Wrestler”
Sports Rubbish – I Love The BCS Song
Sports by Brooks – Yes, Erin Andrews [...]

More Annoying Lists

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Because of the demand for more annoying lists,  I’d be honored to share the 2 most annoying NFL analysts/color commentators/pregame hosts.  It was pretty hard to narrow the impressive field.  This one’s for you Billy Owen.  By the way, next time you decide to point out mistakes and criticize, why don’t you make sure that you spell [...]

The Ten Most Annoying Things In Sports

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With Monday’s  announcement of the Baseball Hall of Fame Class of 2009, it has prompted me to look at some of the more annoying things in sports.
10.  Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWA)
The BBWA has the proud distinction of selecting who makes the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, arguably the most exclusive of all [...]

Sunday Dumb Day 12/14

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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse – Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle – Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP – Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog – Why [...]

“What Things Can They Do”

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The title of this post may sound like a children’s book, but recently, I saw the little message that Stephen Curry writes on his shoes. I looked further into the situation and saw that this is a somewhat common occurrence. Here are some other sneaks that I came across and I put the photos below.
Stephen [...]

The Enigma That Is Stuart Scott’s Left Eye

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The Onion apparently thinks that the left eye of the man who coins the worst catch-phrases of all-time will be going the way of Keith Olberman and making the jump to the Joe Buck network.

Stuart Scott Should Have Gone Fairweather Johnson

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So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken [...]

WWE To ESPN

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Awful Announcing says that Johnathan Coachman of WWE Smackdown fame will be leaving the federation to take a job as an anchor on ESPN. Personally, I was a big fan of Coachman on Smackdown as he became a part of the action and it was easy for them to make him look like a jackass. I’ve [...]

Rumble I, Max, Rumble

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Yes, I am speaking of the object of everyone’s disgust, Max Kellerman. He was the first host of Around the Horn and ditched that show to create the worst program conceivable. I must admit that I give him credit for taking the Disembodied Voice with him to Fox, but they should have kept that persona. [...]

Van Pelt And Tirico To Work Together, Women Beware

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According to Awful Announcing, it has been confirmed that Scott Van Pelt will be taking over the hour-long void left by the departure of Stephen A. Smith, while also joining Mike Tirico as a permanent co-host. Obviously, this move was sparked by the need to get Michele Tafoya out of harms way. So after clicking on that [...]

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