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Scott Ferrall Shakes It Up

The Second Coming — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:31:59 +0000

If you have never heard Scott Ferrall on Howard 101, you really need to take advantage of an uncensored take on sports. In my mind, the comments and vulgarity make it the best sports talk show on radio. He is a huge Pittsburgh fan however which may turn some people off to his antics but just listen to this and think that he rooting for your team and he will become a revolutionary in sports radio.

Artie Lange Goes Off On Joe Buck Live

The Second Coming — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:18:45 +0000

Here is one video that I found on Huffington Post that has yet to be taken off of youtube. In true Artie fashion, after Buck mentions that TMZ is his favorite website, he asked if his second favortie was suckingcock.com. The man is a legend and would be perfect taking over as host of the Sports Soup cause that guy makes the show actually suck cock. Also, check out the OT part of the show where it really gets ugly and the shit hits the fan when Artie starts talking about jizz.

Mr. Chi City Is On The Floor

The Second Coming — Wed, 27 May 2009 04:19:57 +0000

A staple from the online video scene for a while now recently went to a Bulls game and proved himself once again. Here are parts 1 and 2 from Mr. Chi City’s experience with floor seats, definitely make sure you check out when he just rips Starbury during the pregame warmups about that head tattoo that makes Steve-O’s tattoo artist look like a modern day Van Gogh or some shit.

The Most Obvious Mock Draft Pick Of All-Time

The Second Coming — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:54:58 +0000

This comes from Chad Ford’s latest mock draft and had to be the easiest speculation that he has ever made. Here is the rundown of how the Utah Jazz fill their roster.

1. Look for whitest American (ex. Matt Harpring)

2. Find white Foreigner (ex. Mehmet Okur, AK47)

3. Find black guy who went to a good school (ex. Brevin Knight, Carlos Boozer)

4. Look for best players (ex. Deron Williams)

I also think it’s hilarious how Ford tries to gloss over these facts in his “analysis”

Soon To Be Mike Tyson's Greatest Accomplishment

The Second Coming — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:57:54 +0000

This film by Todd Phillips, the guy who brought you Old School and Road Trip, comes the next great buddy comedy called The Hangover. I’m just glad Tyson was in it so I had the smallest bit of reason to post this.

BaBa Booey, BaBa Blows It

The Second Coming — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:10:25 +0000

In watching Howard TV that last few days, there has been a lot of conversation regarding Gary throwing out the first pitch at a Mets game. Well, it happened this Sunday and the talk he had with a sports psychologist obviously didn’t do the trick. Stay tuned as I try to find a nice little story about Bob Uecker from Howard TV.

David Feherty With A Useful Comment

The Second Coming — Mon, 11 May 2009 03:30:57 +0000

David Feherty, the Irishman golf commentator for CBS dropped this bomb in a magzine article. He had this to say in a discussion centered on former President Bush moving to Feherty place of residence, Dallas, “From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East â€¦ despite how the conflict has been portrayed â€¦, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, thereâ€™s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.” He eventually apologized for the comment, but man, I can’t wait to see him go head to head with one of those political talking heads. Classic television would clearly ensue.

Suzy Kolber Is Better Than Erin Andrews

Blast Magazine Newsroom — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:36:23 +0000

This interview with Erin Andrews truly shows how much better Miss Kolber truly is. EA is talking about crying during Sleepless in Seattle and reading TMZ, while if this same interview was done with Suzy I feel the answers would be a little bit different. I could see Kolber reading WithLeather and only admit to crying after she sees a perfectly executed sweep block from the left guard. This might sound a little dykey on Kolber’s part or gay on my part, but I just don’t want to be stuck talking about who Perez Hilton thinks is going to lose their chihuahua on partybingo or be next to come out of the closet which is almost assured after hearing the thoughts of Andrews. Oh and I could guess Suzy’s dream date, he’s commonly known as The Second Coming.

The Other Side Of College Sports

The Second Coming — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:44:33 +0000

This comes from Collegehumor and is classic.

Sports are much different in college than they were in high school. In high school sports were all about school spirit, competition, and winning. In college sports are about trying to impress other people and having something to talk about to strangers at parties. This is why you must be very careful about which sports you play on the weekends. Here is what you are saying when you pick your sport in college.

Ultimate Frisbee

Soccer

Football (if played in high school)

Football (if didn’t play in high school)

Table Tennis

Lacrosse

Golf

Yachting

Rugby

Unicycle

6-Year-Old: Most Likely To Commit Suicide

The Second Coming — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 05:38:45 +0000

I just came back from the bar so, enough said. However, you can only imagine the amount of beer that she is going to make unsuspected college co-eds drink when she comes to America for a real education. Hopefully, her ping pong skills will not lead to a life of gambling, sex and alcohol. Man, I can’t wait for the next John Daly.

Watch 6-Year-Old Ping Pong Champion on CollegeHumor