Sunday Dumb Day 12/14
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Lacey Underall in Caddyshack on ESPN2, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Fanhouse - Tiger Woods’ Caddie Tells Stories Of Phil Mickelson’s Man Boobs
Cuzgoogle - Now Playing: Forgetting Sam Mitchell
PSAMP - Rick Tocchet Is, And Never Was, Smart
Moondog - Why [...]
Next Great Sports Movie: The Wrestler
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I heard about this movie a while ago, but the trailer is finally out and it is living up to expectations and creating a ton of hype. It comes out 12/17 and stars Mickey Rourke as a retired wrestler making a comeback. Also, it’s directed by the same guy who did Requiem for a Dream, [...]
Plaxico’s Christmas Story
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Just in time for the Holiday Season, here is the best blog post of the year. It comes from Tirico Suave
so click over.
Plaxico Makes Like That Guy From 8 Mile And Shoots Himself
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This news is old, I know. However, the comparison had to be made to Cheddar Bob from the film classic 8 Mile. Thanks for helping my fantasy team Plax.
Billy Bob Trying To Be P. Diddy
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The other day I sat down and watched Not Another Teen Movie because it was on TV and I needed a reason to drink. While watching that piece of shit, I saw Billy Bob parodying his role from Varsity Blues and wondered what happened to him. Really, I just wanted to see if he was [...]
With Elite XC Now Gone…
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Now that Elite XC is finished I guess it’s time that a new extreme sport fills it void and stop trying to compete directly with the big time MMA brands. I’ve seen some of these videos online before, but nothing that looked as legitimate as this. They even make sure to duct tape their hands [...]
Was That Wade Phillips Going After Egon?
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I heard from The Messiah the other day that Cowherd was calling Wade Phillips the marshmallow man, so I went with it, because there is never enough Ghostbusters talk. Also, I recently heard some rumors about a third movie being made.
On another note, David Ortiz could be Slimer.
The Rank: Vendors
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The Best
1. Peanut Guy - Peanuts have been a staple of sporting events for a long time and the person holding this iconic position stands above all others. This vendor stands alone because not only is his product well-respected, but very rarely can one (not named Kyle Farnsworth) be paid to throw objects at [...]
Guy Catches Fire At Carnoustie
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Okay, it didn’t happen on the championship course and he didn’t even play at all, a guy was actually on fire, and not like Denzel, at the 11th tee on the Buddon Course at Carnoustie. The greenskeeper who spotted the burning body had this to say to the Scottish Sun, “I got a fright. I [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 8/31
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As you revel in a Labor Day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to the girl in National Treasure, here is this week’s wrap-up.
The Love of NFL - Top 10 Pro Football Players Turned Wrestlers
Busted Coverage - Charlie Steiner Shaves Beard, Reveals Cute Dimples
Mr. Irrelevant - Kevin Millar And His Hitler-ish [...]
Mike Timlin, Every Animal’s Worst Nightmare
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Here is Mike Timlin showing off a little for NESN hottie, Heidi Watney. This truly shows that he doesn’t wear that camo glove for style, he could strip off his jersey at any moment and pull out that bow to take out any squirrels that make their way onto the field. I think he would [...]
Stuart Scott Should Have Gone Fairweather Johnson
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So, by now everyone has seen the video of Stuart Scott singing a little Edwin McCain (my prom song by the way, thanks Stu) and really getting into it. Anyway, I saw Hootie and the Blowfish last weekend in Hyannis, Ma and likened Stu to that scene in Jerry McGuire where Rod Tidwell is mistaken [...]
Katie Hoff Is Uncle Fester, Snap Snap
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I have been watching the Olympics and am sad to say that this involves women’s swimming. However, I came across youngster Katie Hoff who bore a striking resemblance to a certain well-known figure of the campy horror/comedy variety. On the left, Uncle Fester, on the right, an Olympic phenom. I haven’t been this dead on [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 7/13
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Deadspin - Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox
Joe Sports Fan - Fan of the Week: I Think I Threw Up In My Mouth…
Busted Coverage - Phil Hellmuth [...]
Sunday Dumb Day 6/29
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As you revel in a day of laying on the couch and probably some jacking off to Mel B on the Singing Office, here is this week’s wrap-up.
Awful Announcing - John Daly Teeing Off Atop Kid Rock’s Budweiser Can
Coed Magazine - The Babes Of Wimbeldon
Tirico Suave - The Sports Movie Slow Clap Hall of [...]


